IM Quote Thread.

[The Bouncer]

[9:45:48 PM] *** Cosmic Creepers has changed the conversation topic to "shoolis is a cookie" ***
[9:45:48 PM] Shoolis: I AM NOT A COOKIE

He's a cookie.

[somepartsareme]

The Yeili, Shoolis, Lolita, and Tales thread

[Shoolis]

just because we're incredibly funny/socially blind/inept doesn't mean you have to make us feel bad about your not funnyness

[The Bouncer]

Crush Bandicoot plays Katawa Shoujo.

[11:18:53 PM] Fagter: help me zang
[11:18:58 PM] Crush Bandicoot: my cripple waifu has
[11:19:00 PM] Crush Bandicoot: crippled me
[11:19:06 PM] Panties: oh god im so sorry
[11:19:10 PM] Panties: I would recommend
[11:19:12 PM] Panties: a new waifu
[11:19:14 PM] Cosmic Creepers: no zang
[11:19:19 PM] Cosmic Creepers: just leave him be.
[11:19:25 PM] Cosmic Creepers: Let natural selection run its course.
[11:19:29 PM] Crush Bandicoot: yeili help me
[11:19:31 PM] Cosmic Creepers: never.
[11:19:34 PM] Crush Bandicoot: you are
[11:19:34 PM] Panties: no yeili thats mean
[11:19:35 PM] Crush Bandicoot: weeaboo
[11:19:45 PM] Panties: we cant just let it die out here all alone
[11:19:46 PM] Cosmic Creepers: insulting me ain't gonna help you
[11:19:47 PM] Crush Bandicoot: i need your assistance with this illness
[11:19:52 PM] Cosmic Creepers: 'illness'
[11:19:59 PM] Cosmic Creepers: Love isn't an illness
[11:20:02 PM] Cosmic Creepers: it's a disease
[11:20:03 PM] Crush Bandicoot: well it's not like you /arent/
[11:20:06 PM] Crush Bandicoot: lets
[11:20:14 PM] Panties: what happened crush, is your hand sore?

[8:41:20 AM] Fagter: Oh god why did Yeili say this manga reminds her of me
[8:41:48 AM] Hot, b ambitious: is it Onani Master Kurosawa
[8:42:00 AM] Fagter: yes
[8:42:01 AM] Fagter: princess brothel
[8:42:08 AM] Hot, b ambitious: yeah thought so

Japanese: オナニーマスター黒沢
English: Masturbation Master Kurosawa

[Dragoon]

[11:16:19 PM | Edited 11:16:26 PM] Angel: there is a naked man on my tv
[11:16:35 PM] Zorinth: is it NPH
[11:16:40 PM] Angel: nah
[11:16:49 PM] Zorinth: if not then its not worth mentioning

[Nefarious Bear]

6:05 PM - The Willow Witch: I only
6:05 PM - The Willow Witch: get a lady boner
6:05 PM - The Willow Witch: over one dude
6:05 PM - Nefarious Bear: Armstrong
6:05 PM - The Willow Witch: yes

[Shoolis]

[6:13:00 PM] terraem: anal rangers 14
[6:13:57 PM] squigzog: Cleanse Kill PURGE!

[Odds]

[11:22:22 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Brb coughing up various internal organs
[11:22:35 AM] Meduck - Vayne: oh dear :c
[11:23:40 AM] Micheal Jarvan: I swear my lung is just gonna pop out
[11:25:10 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Just
[11:25:15 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Pop!
[11:25:31 AM] Micheal Jarvan: And ill be like
[11:25:32 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Oh hi lung
[11:25:43 AM] Micheal Jarvan: How are you
[11:26:21 AM] Meduck - Vayne: having a ncie time breathing all that nice air in today?
[11:28:10 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Itll just flop on the floor like a dying fish
[11:29:13 AM] Micheal Jarvan: And then ill call the mortuary
[11:29:32 AM] Micheal Jarvan: And hold a small private funeral for my lung
[11:29:39 AM] Micheal Jarvan: Rip my lung
[11:29:56 AM] Micheal Jarvan: It was nice respirating with you
[11:30:02 AM] Meduck - Vayne: yes
[11:30:04 AM] Meduck - Vayne: hahaha

[Blitz Walrus]

Exeres: DON'T CARE
Exeres: THIS IS EPIC
GenericHipster: EPIC AS SHIT
GenericHipster: DRAGONS AND SHIT
Exeres: THERE IS A RISING FORCE
Exeres: IN MY PANTS
GenericHipster: DARKNESS AND LAZER BEAMS AND SHIT
GenericHipster: AHAHAHA

[Nefarious Bear]

1:04 PM - The Willow Witch: I got asked to play once but i was to busty
1:04 PM - The Willow Witch: then sex

[The Willow Witch]

The Willow Witch: I got asked to play once but i was to busty
The Willow Witch: then sex
The Willow Witch: ...
The Willow Witch: SICK

BEAR IS FILLED WITH LIES

[Shad]

[01:20:57] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: i don't think i like
[01:21:02] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: balsamic dressing
[01:21:14] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: i liked the spritzers thing because it was like red vine balasmic fusion bullshit
[01:21:23] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: pfft
[01:21:26] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: fusion
[01:21:33] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: did it do the dance
[01:21:36] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: with the cacarrots
[01:23:53] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: oh god
[01:24:02] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: that was awful

[Shoolis]

[8:06:20 PM] Zen: Thank you Shoolis

[ZenithOfChaos]

I don't remember saying that...



AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: This is a cool minecraft video
Dreilex: Oh yeah, I actually saw this one.
Dreilex: It's ridiculous.
Dreilex: But amazing.
Dreilex: It's like architecture porn except blocky.
AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: ...
Dreilex: So like really low res architecture porn.
AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: That is the new minecraft slogan
AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: You can't take it back now
Dreilex: Print it.

[Shoolis]

Cori: she had a demon face on her vagina
Greylin: i hate it when that happens
Cori: me too
Angie: same