IM Quote Thread.

[Unbalanced]

I left my skype logged in at Mina's house, and this happened when I got home.

[11:17:09 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[11:17:15 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: NO I'M NOT

[creakyAccordion]

You: doowop
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lyra/dicks]

I left my skype logged in at Mina's house, and this happened when I got home.

[11:17:09 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[11:17:15 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: NO I'M NOT

i actually did this while you were in the bathroom and we were getting ready to go

[Tales]

haha wow

[18:39:37] George: i might start a thread about what i wonder about
[18:39:38] Le Great Handsome Oppressor, Master of Cacti: it's probably about dicks

[somepartsareme]

8:53 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: i get everyone with homestuck avatars confused

[creakyAccordion]

somepartsareme: ahh, that classic movie line
somepartsareme: "houston we have a porovble"

[Nefarious Bear]

6:28 PM - Nefarious Bear: DO TO BED
6:29 PM - The Willow Witch: do?
6:29 PM - The Willow Witch: how do I do
6:29 PM - The Willow Witch: a bed
6:29 PM - Nefarious Bear: get naked
6:29 PM - Nefarious Bear: get in bed
6:29 PM - Nefarious Bear: do said bed
6:29 PM - Nefarious Bear: have tiny bed babies
6:29 PM - The Willow Witch: those are called
6:30 PM - The Willow Witch: cribs
6:30 PM - Nefarious Bear: exactly!
6:30 PM - Nefarious Bear: and thats how cribs were born
6:30 PM - The Willow Witch: the end

[Nefarious Bear]

Double post to revive this topic.

8:03 PM - The Willow Witch: the only sexual fetish I seem to have is TENTCALES
8:03 PM - The Willow Witch: mmmm

[Odds]

FALCO, ARCHIE, VEROM AND I FINALLY STARTED D&D NIGHT

FIRST ENCOUNTER OF OUR ADVENTURE, AND THIS IS WHAT WENT DOWN:

[7:39:14 PM] Micheal Jarvan: you're welcome
[9:20:48 PM] Micheal Jarvan: JESUS CHRIST
[9:20:58 PM] Micheal Jarvan: THIS IS MY FIRST D&D NIGHT EVER
[9:21:04 PM] Micheal Jarvan: WE KIND OF DID TOO WELL
[9:21:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: waaaaay too well
[9:21:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: all crits
[9:21:14 PM] Falconer Lombard: forever
[9:21:15 PM] Micheal Jarvan: KOBOLD DID A DOUBLE CRIT FUMBLE ON A SNEAK ATTACK
[9:21:22 PM] Falconer Lombard: FIRST ROLL OF THE GAME
[9:21:22 PM] Micheal Jarvan: FUCK FALCO YOU TELL THEM
[9:21:28 PM] Micheal Jarvan: I'M HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING
[9:21:47 PM] Falconer Lombard: Fucker leaps out to attack the alchemist
[9:21:53 PM] Falconer Lombard: surprise attack
[9:21:58 PM] Falconer Lombard: catches him flatfooted
[9:22:04 PM] Falconer Lombard: rolls to attack with a big bonus
[9:22:06 PM] Falconer Lombard: ROLLS A ONE
[9:22:13 PM] Falconer Lombard: TRIPS ON THE BUSH HE LEAPT FROM
[9:22:23 PM] Falconer Lombard: ROLL AGAIN ON MY CRIT FUMBLE TABLE
[9:22:27 PM] Falconer Lombard: ROLLS A ONE
[9:22:33 PM] Falconer Lombard: HE FALLS ON THE ALCHEMISTS SICKLE
[9:22:36 PM] Falconer Lombard: DIES
[9:22:52 PM] Falconer Lombard: oh but that's not where it ends
[9:23:00 PM] Falconer Lombard: Jarvan be hidin' in a wagon
[9:23:03 PM] Falconer Lombard: rogue as shit
[9:23:07 PM] Falconer Lombard: passes stealth check
[9:23:11 PM] Falconer Lombard: is ONE WITH THE WAGON
[9:23:34 PM] Falconer Lombard: kobold runs up from that side and tries to leap the wagon since it's the shortest part of the fenced area
[9:23:42 PM] Falconer Lombard: CRIT FULL DAMAGE SNEAK ATTACK
[9:23:48 PM] Falconer Lombard: DOES 3x the hp of the kobold
[9:23:58 PM] Falconer Lombard: fucker just goes flying
[9:24:01 PM] Falconer Lombard: fllllllyyyyyyyyyyyying
[9:24:08 PM] Falconer Lombard: blood jet engine
[9:24:21 PM] Falconer Lombard: the last kobold says this shit is stupid and runs away
[9:24:30 PM] Falconer Lombard: but not before getting traumatic brain injury via slingshot
[9:24:43 PM] Falconer Lombard: so now there's a retarded kobold running away outside a farm somewhere
[9:24:53 PM] Falconer Lombard: just having seen both his best bros die horribly and obscenely
[9:25:06 PM] Falconer Lombard: secretly there was a skirmish raiding force in the treeline to deploy the next round
[9:25:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: they see that shit happen and pack up and go home
[9:25:42 PM] Falconer Lombard: they get the hops they came for from the farmer and take it back to the ale house
[9:25:46 PM] Falconer Lombard: pass out on the stairs
[9:25:50 PM] Falconer Lombard: they're all drunk as fuck
[9:25:54 PM] Micheal Jarvan: victoryyyy~

[Verom]

Illustrated

[Odds]

my version

[somepartsareme]

11:19 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: Getting a bit tegucigalpa
11:19 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: What

[The Bouncer]

[Shoolis]

yeili is more of a concept than a real thing

[Shoolis]

[10:33:58 PM] Angie: ooh
[10:34:28 PM] Angie: i was having otp feels
[10:34:34 PM] Angie: god they're so cute augh
[10:34:37 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: oh no
[10:34:39 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: ships
[10:35:26 PM] Angie: tumblr has introduced me to the wonderful world of shipping
[10:35:45 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: international trade is truly a wonder of science
[10:36:00 PM] Angie: indeed

Game Angel is introduced to the world of international trade thanks to the wonders of the internet