AWKWARD ZOMBIE

3:53 PM - somepartsareme: it's a kind of a murder mystery
3:53 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: isn't
3:53 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: wait
3:54 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: the girl with the draggon tatto
3:54 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: or
3:54 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: the bible??

[01:26:06] George: i didnt realise how tight my trousers were

[2:18:16 PM] Creeper: lead singer soaked in water singing, okay.
[2:18:31 PM] Escarlicious ( ・ω・) ★: which song is this
[2:18:46 PM] Creeper: suddenly you're interested
[2:18:46 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: suddenly cargo's interest is piqued
[2:18:48 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ahaha
[2:18:50 PM] Creeper: OH PFF

[2:58:03 PM] Hot, b ambitious: I've been chewing this lollypop stick and now my jaw hurts
[2:59:02 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: aw
[3:02:23 PM] Cafall: better exercise them jaw muscles
[3:03:18 PM] Creeper: snrk
[3:03:45 PM] Hot, b ambitious: i'm not following
[3:05:15 PM] Creeper: i can help you exercise those muscles b
[3:05:40 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: omgg
[3:05:41 PM] Hot, b ambitious: do you have like a machine...?
[3:05:47 PM | Edited 3:06:04 PM] Hot, b ambitious: aparatus
[3:06:27 PM] Creeper: no there are no machines involved
[3:07:13 PM] Hot, b ambitious: is this like one of those work out DVDs
[3:07:15 PM] Hot, b ambitious: 7 minute abs
[3:07:50 PM] Cafall: a five-week program
[3:07:52 PM] Creeper: no, it's going to be one-on-one
[3:07:55 PM] Hot, b ambitious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEYikIpUmw
[3:08:10 PM] Hot, b ambitious: that sounds expensive
[3:08:16 PM] Hot, b ambitious: I can't afford a private instructor
[3:09:04 PM] Cafall: i'm sure you can set up some nice convenient payment plans
[3:09:37 PM] Hot, b ambitious: it sounds complicated
[3:10:50 PM] Creeper: it's not complicated at all, lots of people do it on a daily basis
[3:11:20 PM] Hot, b ambitious: they must be very committed to it
[3:12:00 PM] Insert Fail: Smoochie smoochie

[3:26:58 PM] George: also i'm known for doing the"erious face"
[3:27:16 PM | Edited 3:27:28 PM] George: basically i laugh and then stop immediately i dunno why everybody loves it so much
[3:27:19 PM] Hot, b ambitious: don't make me get erious
[3:27:30 PM] George: uck off
[3:27:44 PM] Cafall: uper eriously
[3:27:52 PM] Hot, b ambitious: ruel
[3:28:07 PM] Cafall: umimasen
[3:28:12 PM] George: whats ruel?
[3:28:14 PM] George: gruel?
[3:28:15 PM] George: fruel?
[3:28:17 PM] George: bruel?
[3:28:20 PM] Hot, b ambitious: yes gruel
[3:28:20 PM] George: mruel?
[3:28:22 PM] Hot, b ambitious: what else
[3:28:25 PM] George: ahaa omg gruel
[3:28:25 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: [3:28 PM] George: <<< bruel?
pfft
[3:28:25 PM] Hot, b ambitious: could it possible be
[3:28:26 PM] Creeper: CRUEL.
[3:28:29 PM] Creeper: YOU
[3:28:30 PM] George: well i dont know thats why i'm asking
[3:28:30 PM] George: OH
[3:28:30 PM] Creeper: UGUGUGH
[3:28:41 PM] George: OHHHH
[3:28:41 PM] George: I SEE
[3:28:42 PM] George: I MUCH PREFER CRUEL TO GRUEL
[3:28:43 PM] Cafall: oh god you weren't joking
[3:28:47 PM] George: ALSO CRUEL IS LIKE CURL AKA CURLEY
[3:28:52 PM] Tatzel: master at the English language
[3:28:54 PM | Edited 3:28:57 PM] George: WHY IS IT HARD TO GET MIXED UP UGH

Yeili wrote:

[2:58:03 PM] Hot, b ambitious: I've been chewing this lollypop stick and now my jaw hurts
[2:59:02 PM] Shaddelicious: aw
[3:02:23 PM] Cafall: better exercise them jaw muscles
[3:03:18 PM] Creeper: snrk
[3:03:45 PM] Hot, b ambitious: i'm not following
[3:05:15 PM] Creeper: i can help you exercise those muscles b
[3:05:40 PM] Shaddelicious: omgg
[3:05:41 PM] Hot, b ambitious: do you have like a machine...?
[3:05:47 PM] Hot, b ambitious: aparatus
[3:06:27 PM] Creeper: no there are no machines involved
[3:07:13 PM] Hot, b ambitious: is this like one of those work out DVDs
[3:07:15 PM] Hot, b ambitious: 7 minute abs
[3:07:50 PM] Cafall: a five-week program
[3:07:52 PM] Creeper: no, it's going to be one-on-one
[3:07:55 PM] Hot, b ambitious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEYikIpUmw
[3:08:10 PM] Hot, b ambitious: that sounds expensive
[3:08:16 PM] Hot, b ambitious: I can't afford a private instructor
[3:09:04 PM] Cafall: i'm sure you can set up some nice convenient payment plans
[3:09:37 PM] Hot, b ambitious: it sounds complicated
[3:10:50 PM] Creeper: it's not complicated at all, lots of people do it on a daily basis
[3:11:20 PM] Hot, b ambitious: they must be very committed to it
[3:12:00 PM] Insert Fail: Smoochie smoochie

Head of The Brothel wrote:Mrs. Creeper, you're trying to seduce me.

Dr. K Sanesk: MY NAME IS...
Dr. K Sanesk: DUKE
Dr. K Sanesk: RAOUL DUJKE
Dr. K Sanesk: *DUE
Dr. K Sanesk: **DUKE
Skeleton Jelly: Hi, Roky
Skeleton Jelly: FFFFFFFF SHIT

9:44 PM - accentedArticulate: my orajel
9:44 PM - accentedArticulate: jus jizzed on me.

All this talk of love makes me realize that all of my loves were unrequited
9:46 PM - Nefarious Bear: ;A;
9:46 PM - accentedArticulate: asshole