AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Friend: And I loved the chief's face when he was talking to Simon.
Me: Wait, that was the Chief of Giha village?
Me: So the village chief.. Was trying to have sex, with Simon?
Friend: I guess so, yeah.
Me: "Oh Simon, come have some of my pig-mole steak"
Me: "But you'll have to dig for it"
Friend: Oh man, nooooo
Friend2: What has been heard can not be unheard

[10:39:24 PM] Cygnus: sorry i don't want to bump taints laura

[2:26:35 AM] Falconer Lombard: but from there I kind of want the group to be able to decide what THEY as characters want to do. Then I build the world around the PC's desires
[2:26:47 AM] Falconer Lombard: you could build empires, destroy tyrants
[2:26:51 AM] Falconer Lombard: sail the seas in adventure
[2:26:56 AM] Falconer Lombard: discover new lands
[2:27:04 AM] Falconer Lombard: piece together old trade routes
[2:27:06 AM] Cynosi: cast magic missile into the darkness
[2:27:13 AM] Falconer Lombard: it's a big darkness
[2:27:18 AM] Falconer Lombard: you'll need a bigger missle
[2:27:25 AM] Cynosi: get bigger missile
[2:27:35 AM] Falconer Lombard: >quickened magic missle
[2:27:42 AM] Falconer Lombard: >maximized quickened magic missle
[2:27:50 AM] Falconer Lombard: roll to hit
[2:27:57 AM] Cynosi: y
[2:28:06 AM] Falconer Lombard: roll to hit the darkness
[2:28:11 AM] Cynosi: y
[2:28:17 AM] Falconer Lombard: darkness might dodge
[2:28:24 AM] Falconer Lombard: it's got a surprisingly high reflex score
[2:28:27 AM] Cynosi: roll to hit darkness
[2:28:32 AM] Falconer Lombard: 16
[2:28:35 AM] Falconer Lombard: you hit the darkness
[2:28:39 AM] Cynosi: hoorayyyyyy
[2:28:40 AM] Falconer Lombard: it remains fairly dark
[2:28:47 AM] Cynosi: dangs
[2:28:48 AM] Falconer Lombard: but now it has a hole in it
[2:28:56 AM] Cynosi: look through hole
[2:28:57 AM] Falconer Lombard: it will need to visit a seamstress
[2:29:03 AM] Falconer Lombard: you see its knees
[2:29:05 AM] Falconer Lombard: scandalous
[2:29:08 AM] Cynosi: gasp
[2:29:28 AM] Falconer Lombard: the darkness runs off at this strange mage looking through its pants
[2:29:32 AM] Falconer Lombard: victory
[2:29:34 AM] Cynosi: hoorayyyyyyyyyy
[2:29:36 AM] Falconer Lombard: xp for everyone

[20:55:28] George: What's my az title I heard it hanged
[20:55:56] George: I mean changed and I can't see it im on phone its boxes
[20:56:30] Hot, b ambitious: it hasn't changed
[20:57:15] George: Tripod told me it did
[20:57:29] George: The tripod is ye i l i

Head of The Brothel wrote:The tripod is yeili

<Nevran>: Anyway
<Nevran>: Nig N can't fail this time
<LeShad>: Nig N
<LeShad>: NIGGA N
<LeShad>: Reggie Bling-Aime
<LeShad>: Miyamoto with gold teeth
<LeShad>: PIMP MY WiiU
<Nevran>: OH GOD
<Nevran>: MY BODY ISN'T READY

Dr. K Sanesk: MY GOD
Dr. K Sanesk: ITS FULL OF CAGE

[23:07:50] Hot, b ambitious: didn't you get that letter from the police department
[23:07:57] Hot, b ambitious: restraining order from video games

[23:11:20] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: no
[23:11:26] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: i did get one from a nice girl

[23:01:35] Yellers: let's take off our clothes

[23:06:02] George: i'd be like ordering food and staring at tits or dick or skin etc

[HJH]Chose: oh luscious women
[HJH]Chose: with your crazy links on twitter
[HJH]Chose: *delete delete delete*
Le Schadenfreude: wh- oh
[HJH]Chose: these are probably hijacked accounts
Le Schadenfreude: nah they bots
[HJH]Chose: but i dont think ill click on a link from a lady named Patrick

02:00:33 PM me :U
02:00:43 PM me wwell dont come cryin to me
02:01:00 PM D-vid Fef, fef, my burn hurts ;A;A;A;A;A;
02:01:30 PM me w-ell i told you not to pop it! >8(
02:01:40 PM D-vid you told me after I did
02:02:19 PM D-vid wwell, if's fine I wwas going out tomorroww, so I wwould havve to do something about it anywway :U
02:03:14 PM D-vid it wwould have pooped wwhen wearing shoes and wwalking around anywway
02:03:19 PM D-vid wwearing
02:03:52 PM me ..pooped
02:03:55 PM me pffft
02:04:00 PM me popped*
02:04:05 PM D-vid wwhops
02:04:08 PM me nice

[6:04:24 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: dragon dildos
[6:04:32 PM] Moon Thief Policewoman Vealin: I actually haven't played him in awhlie

Shoolis wrote:

[6:04:24 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: dragon dildos
[6:04:32 PM] Moon Thief Policewoman Vealin: I actually haven't played him in awhlie

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