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[Galaxy Man]

A Bowl of Petunias: WAIT
A Bowl of Petunias: HOLD ON
A Bowl of Petunias: I JUST REALIZED
A Bowl of Petunias: SOPA, dude
A Bowl of Petunias: SOdA
A Bowl of Petunias: IT'S A CRY FOR HELP IN DISGUISE
A Bowl of Petunias: THE HOUSE IS SO THIRSTY
A Bowl of Petunias: THEY NEED THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF PEPSI MAX
A Bowl of Petunias: TO QUENCH THEIR NEED TO SUE
A Bowl of Petunias: IT'S ONLY 1$ A LITER AT SELECT LOCATIONS
A Bowl of Petunias: QUICKLY MAN
A Bowl of Petunias: TO ANY SAVEMART, WALGREENS, OR WAL-MART WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
Sir Ruto: But how will we get the fresh taste of Pepsi (TM) to the Senators in time???
A Bowl of Petunias: WITH THE NEW PESPI MAX ROCKET CAR
Sir Ruto: DUAL SPONSORED BY PEPSI AND NASA
A Bowl of Petunias: NASA: BLASTING SHIT INTO SPACE SINCE 1950
A Bowl of Petunias: "You want it on the moon, we GOT it on the moon!"

[[Citation Needed]]

[10:55:11 PM] Kat: stop making your penis look smug at me Dx

:)

[TheOtherMC]

[11:44:14 PM] Haro: I just want to know before I do this
[11:44:25 PM] Haro: how old are you

[creakyAccordion]

Dr. K Sanesk: if he's going to make us write this ridiculous paper, he's getting it in double-spaced Comic Sans

[The Willow Witch]

And my Marill has Huge Power. That's a nice plus
[8:15:23 PM] Komodoensis (Pat): Hue.
[8:15:36 PM] Komodoensis (Pat): Willow Bird has a sassy nature
[8:15:44 PM] Komodoensis (Pat): Sassy willow is sassy

[creakyAccordion]

sometimes i wonder i u ever use ur brian -.-

one of my friend's statuses

[The Bouncer]

[1:47:58 PM] George: we done kings and queens and the tudors
[1:48:01 PM] George: we might do it in year 11
[1:48:04 PM] Hot, b ambitious: when a man loves a woman very much
[1:48:13 PM] Shoolis: the king was a douche to the Puritans
[1:48:16 PM] George: shut up princess brothel this isnt love making we're talking about!
[1:48:23 PM] Hot, b ambitious: they get their seexxxxx oonnnnn
[1:48:29 PM] Shoolis: so they said FUCK THIS *ollies outie*
[1:48:34 PM] Shoolis: and came to America
[1:48:47 PM] Yeillers: so they said FUCK THIS *does a dougie out of the country*
[1:48:48 PM] Yeillers: and came to america
[1:48:49 PM] George: yeah altho the puritans kinda deserved it lol
[1:48:51 PM] Shoolis: also Spain
[1:48:54 PM] George: they banned stuff like the theatre etc
[1:49:12 PM] George: whats a dougie
[1:49:13 PM] George: is it a dance
[1:49:18 PM] Shoolis: THE THEATRE IS A LUXURY THAT A TRUE CHRISTIAN SHOULD NOT PARTAKE IN
[1:49:24 PM] Mr.Mander: I dont even know George
[1:49:29 PM] Shoolis: THE DOUGIE IS THE DEVIL'S DANCE
[1:49:34 PM] Shoolis: READ YOUR SCRIPTURE

[Shoolis]

[5:18:10 PM] Zen: FUCK THE KIDS
[5:18:13 PM] Zen: LET'S ANIME

[vealin99]

[5:19:24 PM] Shinji Neko Inuyasha: ZEN STOP BEING SO ANIME
[5:19:35 PM] Zen: My key turned into a magic star wand
[5:19:38 PM] Ka-Doom: Zen you're too anime to drive
[5:19:51 PM] Zen: N-no, I'm not.
[5:19:59 PM] Awkward Grant: your right
[5:20:09 PM] Awkward Grant: you too tusundre to drive
[5:20:21 PM] Awkward Grant: give me your keys
[5:20:24 PM] Shinji Neko Inuyasha: ZEN IS princess brothel
[5:20:33 PM] Shinji Neko Inuyasha: ZEN IS princess brothel
[5:20:37 PM] Zen: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
[5:20:41 PM] Shinji Neko Inuyasha: NEVER

[Shad]

[00:13:27] George: omg made up dick

[DarkSurfer]

it starts with princess brothel's idol is dolly parton and goes downhill from there

[6:02:15 PM] Tales: ;_:
[6:02:16 PM] Tales: well
[6:02:17 PM] Tales: a blonde wig
[6:02:21 PM] princess brothel: the ocean isn't wet enough
[6:02:22 PM] Tales: so he can be like his idol dolly parton
[6:02:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: i can dig that
[6:02:30 PM] princess brothel: it doesn't meet my standards
[6:02:38 PM] princess brothel: it need to be as wet as
[6:02:40 PM] princess brothel: tales sister
[6:02:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: pretty sure princess brothel doesn't have massive tits
[6:02:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: or is a country singer
[6:02:49 PM] The Aggro Crag: that we know of
[6:02:54 PM] princess brothel: dfc is where its at bro
[6:02:54 PM] Cafall: put my dick in the ocean
[6:02:56 PM] Cafall: hurt my dick
[6:03:04 PM] Tales: he just like
[6:03:08 PM] Tales: stuffs his top
[6:03:13 PM] Tales: with anime figurines
[6:03:15 PM] Tales: and manga
[6:03:17 PM] The Aggro Crag: with traffic cones???
[6:03:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: baby whales????
[6:03:28 PM] Tales: yes
[6:03:33 PM] princess brothel: i'm going blind
[6:03:36 PM] princess brothel: with whhaaales
[6:03:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: i'm sorry haruhi you must be my breasts for today
[6:03:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: guide me
[6:03:47 PM] Cafall: my whales are moving on their own
[6:04:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: multi-whale drifting
[6:04:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: MULTI-MAN MELEE
[6:04:26 PM] Tales: i dont think i would look good as a woman
[6:04:32 PM] Tales: according to princess brothel my jaw is too strong
[6:04:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: and how would he know
[6:04:42 PM] princess brothel: powerful*
[6:04:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: HRM?!?!?
[6:04:54 PM] Tales: oh
[6:05:03 PM] Tales: i have a powerful jaw then
[6:05:04 PM] The Aggro Crag: UNLESS boxing then my joke goes out the window
[6:05:24 PM] Tales: um wha
[6:05:29 PM] princess brothel: i never said you had one anyway
[6:05:34 PM] Tales: i think you did
[6:05:35 PM] princess brothel: the girl that looks like you does
[6:05:37 PM] Tales: other people have anyway
[6:05:40 PM] princess brothel: its not the same
[6:05:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: how does tale's sister know he has a pwerful jaw
[6:06:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: is there something youi're not telling us about your sister
[6:06:09 PM] princess brothel: siblings touch jaws often as a ritual
[6:06:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: is there some darker second meaning to being "fit"
[6:06:19 PM] Tales: er what
[6:06:19 PM] Tales: no
[6:06:20 PM] Tales: just
[6:06:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: its not gay unless jaws are touching
[6:06:27 PM] Tales: people say i have a strong jaw, not my family
[6:06:28 PM] princess brothel: one might remove their jaw and have the other carry it for the day
[6:06:32 PM] princess brothel: its a respect thing
[6:06:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: omg daisuke brother-tan will your carry my jaw for me, sugoi
[6:06:55 PM] The Aggro Crag: doshio
[6:07:10 PM] Tales: wth
[6:07:15 PM] The Aggro Crag: and i know yeil is going to come on, like hours later
[6:07:16 PM] Cafall: dark sometimes i think
[6:07:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: make fun of me for that
[6:07:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: SOMEHOW
[6:07:22 PM] Cafall: that you don't actually know japanese at all
[6:07:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: why would you think that
[6:07:36 PM] Tales: does yeili know japanese?
[6:07:38 PM] The Aggro Crag: i know all the fuckin kawaiis
[6:07:38 PM] princess brothel: get lost cafall we dont need you spreading slander
[6:07:39 PM] Tales: or just a bit?
[6:07:46 PM] Cafall: i am reporting you to the authorities
[6:07:58 PM] Tales: HEY
[6:07:59 PM] Tales: HEY
[6:08:04 PM] The Aggro Crag: is for horses
[6:08:07 PM] Tales: (lol navi) but um someone help me with japanese
[6:08:07 PM] Tales: like
[6:08:12 PM] Tales: why it is sometimes in symbols
[6:08:15 PM] Tales: why is it sometimes in words
[6:08:17 PM] Tales: like kawaii
[6:08:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: whoa whoa
[6:08:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: whats with the racism here
[6:08:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: "symbols?!??!
[6:08:27 PM] Tales: it's not
[6:08:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: is that what you call it
[6:08:30 PM] Tales: i wanna know!
[6:08:35 PM] Cafall: but words are made of symbols too
[6:08:36 PM | Edited 6:08:41 PM] The Aggro Crag: its called language
[6:08:36 PM] Tales: well... that's wat they are
[6:08:38 PM] princess brothel: because people can't do symbols
[6:08:44 PM] Tales: so is kawaii the phonetics?
[6:08:50 PM] Cafall: no
[6:08:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: hold on
[6:08:53 PM] Cafall: kawaii means cute
[6:08:56 PM] Cafall: you baka
[6:08:58 PM] The Aggro Crag: no this isn't phoenix downs here
[6:08:58 PM] princess brothel: actual japanese people don't type in romanji
[6:08:59 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ahahaha
[6:08:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: its a word
[6:09:00 PM] Tales: but why do they not say it in like... romaji
[6:09:03 PM] Tales: wth
[6:09:10 PM] Tales: so they have a typing language?
[6:09:11 PM] The Aggro Crag: where the fuck do the romans come into this
[6:09:13 PM] Tales: and a writing language?
[6:09:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales you're not making sense
[6:09:17 PM] Cafall: they type in kanji only
[6:09:18 PM] princess brothel: no fat baka
[6:09:24 PM] Cafall: there are 20,000 characters in kanji
[6:09:25 PM] Tales: you're not making sense
[6:09:28 PM] princess brothel: romanji is for western retards that can't read runes
[6:09:30 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: tales
[6:09:34 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yeah
[6:09:37 PM] Cafall: japanese students are required to memorize over half of them by 3rd grade
[6:09:38 PM] princess brothel: actual nips don't use it much
[6:09:43 PM] Tales: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... entury.jpg
[6:09:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: pretty sur eif i had to read somethign with 20,000 characters i'd get confused
[6:09:44 PM] Tales: SEE
[6:09:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats a lot of people to keep track of
[6:09:50 PM] Tales: NO KAWAII THERE
[6:09:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: i don't know how the japanese do it
[6:09:52 PM] Tales: IT'S SYMBOLS
[6:09:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: it must be a great book
[6:10:02 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: Romanji is just a way for western people to write a Japanese word and be able to understand how it's pronounced
[6:10:15 PM] Tales: hmmm
[6:10:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: jumanji is when people want to play a board game where the jungle attacks them
[6:10:28 PM] Tales: gee whizz it's late
[6:10:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: remember the difference
[6:10:35 PM] The Aggro Crag: golly pops
[6:10:37 PM] princess brothel: GEE WHIZZ
[6:10:38 PM] Tales: i was gonna read some of my book, i'll guess i do it later
[6:10:40 PM] Tales: WHAT
[6:10:40 PM] Tales: WHAT NOW
[6:10:49 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales i'm pretty sure people only said in america
[6:10:50 PM] Tales: lol you know what i was thinking of before
[6:10:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: like 70 years ago
[6:10:53 PM] Tales: to bugger is like
[6:10:57 PM] Cafall: golly willakers
[6:10:58 PM] Tales: to anal
[6:10:58 PM] Tales: so
[6:11:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: OH
[6:11:13 PM] Tales: instead of saying bugger as a swear word ie. i dropped my cheddar "bugger"
[6:11:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: SO YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THE ANAL BITS
[6:11:15 PM] Tales: could you say
[6:11:17 PM] Tales: "sodomy"
[6:11:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: BUT WHEN YOU GET ROMAN
[6:11:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND JAPANESE
[6:11:24 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND THE KAWAIIS
[6:11:27 PM] Cafall: [3:11:07 PM] Tales: to bugger is like
[3:11:12 PM] Tales: to anal
[6:11:28 PM] Cafall: wait so like
[6:11:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU'RE LIKE "THE FUCK IS THIS"
[6:11:32 PM] Cafall: do you bother people by
[6:11:36 PM] Cafall: putting it in their butt
[6:11:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: i would
[6:11:40 PM] Tales: heheh no to bug someone is to annoy someone!
[6:11:47 PM] Tales: to bugger someone is to fuck them anally however
[6:11:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: yes
[6:11:50 PM] Cafall: i mean yeah that would be quite bothersome most of the time
[6:11:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: to bug someone
[6:11:52 PM] princess brothel: does tale's fit sister partake in buggery
[6:11:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: to bugger someone
[6:11:58 PM] Tales: lol no i dont think so
[6:12:01 PM] Tales: stop asking me about her
[6:12:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: those three letters mean a lot tales
[6:12:07 PM] Tales: you make me not want to speak to you
[6:12:11 PM] princess brothel: you aren't sure whether your sister enjoys anal
[6:12:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: katie knows about buggery
[6:12:22 PM] Cafall: what kind of itouto are you
[6:12:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: cafall i'm pretty sure you just made that word up
[6:12:33 PM] Katiekins: buggery
[6:12:39 PM] princess brothel: tl note itouto means bugger
[6:12:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: you know we're all about that, sweets
[6:12:46 PM] Cafall: yeah you can make up my dick
[6:12:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: right
[6:12:58 PM] Tales: whaaaat
[6:13:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: there isn't enough pudding in the world, cafall
[6:13:05 PM] princess brothel: if you put make up on your dick it would be so handsome
[6:13:12 PM] Tales: omg made up dick
[6:13:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: it would need a wig
[6:13:14 PM] Tales: would be terrible
[6:13:17 PM] The Aggro Crag: and tuxedo
[6:13:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: HOW DO YOU KNOWS
[6:13:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: TALES
[6:13:24 PM] The Aggro Crag: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
[6:13:31 PM] princess brothel: tales is teh rei
[6:13:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: ohgod
[6:13:37 PM] Cafall: ha
[6:13:38 PM] Tales: WHAT
[6:13:39 PM] Tales: NO
[6:13:44 PM] Tales: I JUST SAID THAT'D BE HORRIBLE
[6:13:47 PM] Tales: I COULD NEVER DO THAT
[6:13:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[6:13:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: use mspaint on your dick?
[6:14:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: pretty sure it wouldn't be that bad
[6:14:03 PM] Tales: also what doers teh rai mean this all goes too fast now!!!
[6:14:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: i think its non-toxic anyway
[6:14:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: google it
[6:14:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: its an old meme
[6:14:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: its like
[6:14:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: "omg teh rei"
[6:14:26 PM] Tales: wth
[6:14:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: its related to neon evengelion whatever whatever
[6:14:37 PM] The Aggro Crag: its fron an anime about crying
[6:14:46 PM | Edited 6:14:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: just google it, its a better explanation
[6:14:47 PM] Tales: lol
[6:15:02 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: [6:14 PM] The Aggro Crag:

<<< its fron an anime about cryingahaha dark
[6:15:04 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I like you
[6:15:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats legit all i know about it
[6:15:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: its about crying
[6:15:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: oh and i guess robots
[6:15:34 PM | Edited 6:15:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: but who really knows for sure
[6:15:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: crying in robots
[6:15:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: crying about robots
[6:15:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: crying as robots
[6:15:55 PM] The Aggro Crag: he she we, wombo
[6:15:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: wombo wings
[6:16:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: its first grade, spongebob

[Nefarious Bear]

9:07 PM - [GZ] Cube: 24/7 Rapist: ewww semen = spanish cum

[hotb]

[18:04:26] George: like seriously jokes aside he is just a dick
[18:04:31] George: cut him in half and you will find dicks inside of him

[hotb]

oh no double pooOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOOoostss

[00:27:59] George: i have a sweet tongue which rests in my delectable palette, framed by lips which have never uttered a single swear wod

[Tales]

i hate you, and that was out of context!

go look at the gif of me giving you the middle finger

[12:49:05 AM] Hot, b ambitious: i love the way you lie down