IM Quote Thread.

[Darkin]

(H-C) Friendly Sandvich Hoovy: Are you cheating on me with an Eldrazi
(H-C) Malum: No, I'm only cheating on you with artifact creatu- oh fuck
(H-C) Malum: I mean
(H-C) Malum: No
(H-C) Malum: Not at all
(H-C) Friendly Sandvich Hoovy: IT'S THAT 15/15 WITH ANIHALATOR 6 ISN'T IT
(H-C) Friendly Sandvich Hoovy: ISN'T IT
(H-C) Friendly Sandvich Hoovy: IT GETS YOU ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
(H-C) Malum: NO, IT'S STEEL OVERSEER. EVERYTIME I TAP HIM I GET ENHANCED
(H-C) Malum: WHERE IT COUNTS

[corsica]

[5:05:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: loli
[5:05:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: WHATEVER
[5:05:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: TALES, LOLI IS ASKING IF YOU HAVE EVER FUCKED BACON
[5:05:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: TJUST
[5:05:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: A HOT, WARM, HANDFUL OF GEASY BACON
[5:05:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND JUST
[5:05:31 PM] George: ER WHAT
[5:05:31 PM] George: EW
[5:05:32 PM] George: EW
[5:05:33 PM] Flicky: geasy
[5:05:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: TDRESSED IT UP FOR A NICE NIGHT ON THE TOWN
[5:05:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: SEDUCED IT
[5:05:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND THEN HAD YOUR WAY WITH IT
[5:05:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: HAVE YOU
[5:05:44 PM] Hot, b ambitious: sizzlin night
[5:05:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: HAVE YOU??????????
[5:05:50 PM] Hot, b ambitious: of passion and trimmed fat
[5:05:52 PM] George: NO
[5:05:53 PM] George: NEVER
[5:05:54 PM] George: EVER
[5:05:56 PM] George: AND WIL NOT
[5:06:01 PM] George: I AM MENTIONING YOU IN MY DIARY
[5:06:04 PM] George: SO YOUR SHAME IS FOREVER REMEMBERED
[5:06:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU SEEM VERY SURE OF YOURELF
[5:06:13 PM] George: AND WHEN I LOOK BACK I WILL BE LIKE "OH MY GOD DARK"
[5:06:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: THERE MUST BE A LOT OF THOSE MOMENTS
[5:06:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU MIGHT NEED A WHOLE DIARY FOR JUST THOSE MOMENTS ON THEIR OWN
[5:06:48 PM] George: THAT IS WHAT MY DIARY IS FOR
[5:06:53 PM] George: even if i havent wrote in it for a while lol
[5:06:57 PM] George: i am bridget jones
[5:06:59 PM] George: but male
[5:07:08 PM] George: i need to get a new one, this one is falling apart
[5:07:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: I AM WRITING THAT LINE IN /MY/ DIARY
[5:07:15 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND THEN I WILL LOOK BACK AND SAY
[5:07:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: HAHA TALES
[5:07:21 PM] George: and one day i hope my future lover wont check my diary because there is so much shit in it
[5:07:26 PM] George: YOU HAVE NO DIARY DARK
[5:07:29 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales
[5:07:29 PM] George: AND I KEEP GOING TO WRITE DAIRY
[5:07:33 PM] George: what
[5:07:38 PM] The Aggro Crag: do you want a sweetheart from the group up
[5:07:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: boyfriend-free
[5:07:46 PM] George: what deos that mean???
[5:07:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: non smoking
[5:07:50 PM] Flicky: george
[5:07:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: not black
[5:07:52 PM] Flicky: she's hitting on you
[5:07:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: girlfriend
[5:07:55 PM] George: are you talking about...
[5:07:58 PM] George: rumbly tumbly
[5:07:58 PM] The Aggro Crag: yes
[5:07:59 PM | Edited 5:08:04 PM] George: hanky panky
[5:08:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: you
[5:08:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[5:08:09 PM] George: idk what are you saying
[5:08:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: the fuck is rumbly tumbly
[5:08:12 PM] George: ahahahaha
[5:08:17 PM] George: well it can mean sex i guess or a hungry stomach
[5:08:19 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: hahahahahah oh
[5:08:20 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: my god
[5:08:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU EVER FUCK A HORSE IN THE PALE BLUE MOONLIGHT
[5:08:25 PM | Edited 5:08:44 PM] George: WHAT LOLI FUCK
[5:08:26 PM] Flicky: i have
[5:08:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[5:08:38 PM] George: and dark isnt that like equus or some shit
[5:08:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[5:08:49 PM] The Aggro Crag: that guy just enjoys horses

[Tales]

you missed the part about me turning for daniel radcliffe

seriously he is harry fucking potter

[Shoolis]

[8:29:50 PM] [8:34:12 PM] Flicky: does anybody want to know what my voice sounds like
[8:34:28 PM] *** Yeillers has changed the conversation topic to "no" ***
[8:34:39 PM] Flicky: ok

[Flicky]

Aperture Flicky: hey i'm already on act 2 loser
Xxx[420]TOKEDUDE69[NOSCOPE]xxX: IM ON ACT 12 GET FUCKING RAPED LOSTER
Aperture Flicky: which girl
Aperture Flicky: loser
Xxx[420]TOKEDUDE69[NOSCOPE]xxX: "i have arms to hug you with" girl
Aperture Flicky: lose
Aperture Flicky: r
Aperture Flicky: i have burn victim
Aperture Flicky: get fucking wrecked

[DarkSurfer]

[5:08:56 PM | Edited 5:09:00 PM] Tales: i used to ride horses
[5:08:56 PM] The Aggro Crag: but just enjoys them
[5:09:00 PM] Lolita: quoting this
[5:09:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: and their muscle
[5:09:01 PM] Lolita: oh dear christ
[5:09:02 PM] princess brothel: g3tggw33e
[5:09:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: I'M SURE YOU DID TALES
[5:09:03 PM] Tales: it was daniel radcliffes penis
[5:09:05 PM] Tales: and the horse
[5:09:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: RIDING HORSES
[5:09:07 PM] Tales: I DID
[5:09:13 PM] princess brothel: ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg34orgge
[5:09:16 PM] Tales: AND SHUT UP princess brothel MY FINGERS AREN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE
[5:09:21 PM] Yeili: what's wrong with horseback riding?
[5:09:22 PM] Flicky: by the way
[5:09:23 PM] Flicky: george
[5:09:24 PM] princess brothel: touch me pls
[5:09:25 PM] Tales: because i used them on your mother and her loose vag
[5:09:29 PM] Flicky: george and princess brothel
[5:09:32 PM] Flicky: if you ever come to new jersey
[5:09:32 PM] princess brothel: with your skeleton hands
[5:09:33 PM] Flicky: never
[5:09:34 PM] Flicky: EVER
[5:09:36 PM] Flicky: go to hot topic
[5:09:40 PM] Tales: lol i never would
[5:09:43 PM] princess brothel: is that releven
[5:09:45 PM] princess brothel: t
[5:09:46 PM] The Aggro Crag:

>>>>>[5:08 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU EVER FUCK A HORSE IN THE PALE BLUE MOONLIGHT
>>>>>[5:08 PM] Tales: i used to ride horses
>>>>>[5:09 PM] Tales: it was daniel radcliffes penis
>>>>>[5:09 PM] Tales: and the horse

[5:09:54 PM] Tales: loli are you the kinda woman to go to hot topic
[5:09:58 PM] Tales: and hit on all the emo boys
[5:10:06 PM] Tales: and tbh i would turn for daniel radcliffe
[5:10:07 PM] Lolita: what
[5:10:07 PM] princess brothel: loli isnt the kind of woman to dress
[5:10:10 PM] Tales: just so i could speak to him about harry potter
[5:10:11 PM] Tales: endlessly
[5:10:14 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: I wouldn't
[5:10:15 PM] Flicky: and all of the annoying girls wearing shirts with gir on them
[5:10:15 PM] Lolita: i used to go to hot topic all the time when i was younger and stupider
[5:10:16 PM] Tales: at night or anytime of day
[5:10:21 PM] Lolita:

>>>>>[5:10 PM] princess brothel: loli isnt the kind of woman to dressyeah

[5:10:31 PM] Tales: "how was it on the set did you make friends was it lonely was it fun did you get to keep stuff can i see please hsow me scripts"
[5:10:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: princess brothel are you saying loli is naked all the time
[5:10:38 PM] Tales: i used to love harry potter as a kid and i still do so
[5:10:41 PM] Lolita: well i basically am
[5:10:41 PM] Yeili: probably
[5:10:43 PM] Flicky: i've got a total of one shirt from hot topic ever and it was one of those mega man shirts with all the bosses around him
[5:10:49 PM] Lolita: not in the winter, though
[5:10:52 PM] Lolita: summertime it's like
[5:10:52 PM] Tales: oh hi nancy
[5:10:53 PM] princess brothel: im saying things
[5:10:55 PM] Tales: i didnt see you there amid the gay
[5:10:56 PM] Lolita: party naked all day erry day
[5:10:58 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: Hi!
[5:11:09 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: Yes I do sometimes get lost in it don't I?
[5:11:15 PM] Tales: haha, same
[5:11:15 PM] princess brothel: loli if your noted dont breasts get loose and rob stores
[5:11:19 PM] princess brothel: naked not noted
[5:11:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: tles
[5:11:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: tale
[5:11:39 PM] Lolita: no princess brothel
[5:11:41 PM] The Aggro Crag: did you just say you get lost in the gay sometimes
[5:11:41 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: talels
[5:11:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: because i can believe it
[5:11:45 PM] Lolita: i think you need to take an anatomy class
[5:11:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: yeah princess brothel
[5:12:00 PM | Edited 5:12:13 PM] Tales: lol
[5:12:05 PM | Edited 5:12:10 PM] Tales: well i do on skype
[5:12:07 PM] princess brothel: no biology is for queers
[5:12:07 PM] Tales: not so much irl
[5:12:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: breasts are conical and let out rocket exhaust through ports on the sides after takeoff and re-entry
[5:12:20 PM] Lolita: augh jesus christ hot liquid on my shirt
[5:12:21 PM] Lolita: chicken noodle soup
[5:12:23 PM] Lolita: yyyyy
[5:12:29 PM] princess brothel: apple cold liquid
[5:12:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: i thought you said you were naked
[5:12:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: liar
[5:12:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: i see what you are doing
[5:12:35 PM] princess brothel: (iced cream)
[5:12:46 PM] Lolita: [5:10 PM] Lolita:

<<< not in the winter, though
[5:12:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: loli is just trying to take advantage of tales
[5:12:56 PM] The Aggro Crag: with her nakedness
[5:12:59 PM] Lolita: gross
[5:12:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: well it won't work
[5:13:02 PM] Flicky: you guys haven't lived until you've tried orange sorbet
[5:13:06 PM] Tales: omg loli that quote
[5:13:06 PM] Lolita: dark i have
[5:13:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales is into horses and danielle radclifes penis
[5:13:08 PM] Lolita: standards
[5:13:10 PM] Lolita: in case you didn't know
[5:13:18 PM] Tales: how rude loli
[5:13:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: should i really answer that loli
[5:13:25 PM] Tales: i dont think you'd be ready for my jelly anyway
[5:13:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: >HIS JELLY
[5:13:31 PM] Tales: you're not black enough
[5:13:35 PM] Lolita: dark
[5:13:37 PM] The Aggro Crag: >JELLY
[5:13:37 PM] Lolita: you can answer
[5:13:38 PM] Lolita: if you want to
[5:13:38 PM] The Aggro Crag: >HIS
[5:13:43 PM] Tales: you cannot be my african queen
[5:13:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: >2012
[5:13:56 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: GEORGE WHAT
[5:13:58 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: I don't
[5:13:59 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: Even
[5:14:05 PM] Tales: WHAT
[5:14:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales i'm pretty sure loli is black
[5:14:09 PM] Tales: HOW DO I RESPOND
[5:14:09 PM] Tales: she isnt
[5:14:15 PM] Tales: she is pale as the moon and gay horses etc
[5:14:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: no i think she is
[5:14:25 PM] Kalekemo: What's going on in here?
[5:14:27 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: He has been deceived once before, Dark
[5:14:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: loli are you black
[5:14:31 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: Do not try to deceive him again
[5:14:34 PM] Lolita: [5:14 PM] Tales:

<<< she is pale as the mooni am
[5:14:35 PM] Lolita: so pale
[5:14:35 PM] Tales: i guess she kinda has an african name
[5:14:36 PM] Lolita: holy shit
[5:14:42 PM] Tales: so are a few people in my family
[5:14:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: pale as my soul
[5:14:43 PM] Lolita: wtf
[5:14:45 PM] Tales: namely my sister and slightly me
[5:14:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: midnight obisdian
[5:14:47 PM] Lolita: my name is goddamn french
[5:14:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: no your name is from seinfeld
[5:14:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: which is jewish
[5:15:00 PM] Tales: loli is french?
[5:15:02 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: Lolita comes in blapck
[5:15:03 PM] Tales: haha i dont think so
[5:15:08 PM] Lolita: my name is of french origin
[5:15:09 PM] Tales: idk what your name is again... sheila?
[5:15:09 PM] Lord Nancy, Ruler of the Bends: ... booty well booty yellow
[5:15:15 PM] The Aggro Crag: if loli was french she'd have a mstuache
[5:15:17 PM] Yeili: [5:15 PM] The Aggro Crag:

<<< jewishwahahaha
[5:15:19 PM] Lolita: god
[5:15:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: or at least a vagina mustache
[5:15:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: yeili back me up on this

[electronic goat]

why am i reading everyone's conversations

[vealin99]

[9:32:43 PM] sammallett1: son
[9:32:45 PM] sammallett1: go to your room
[9:33:01 PM] sammallett1: I need to practice wrestling movs on your mother
[9:33:33 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: LOOK OUT MOM IT'S THE STONE COLD STUNNER
[9:33:54 PM] sammallett1: Hah
[9:34:13 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: YOU HAVE TO COUNTER WITH THE RKO
[9:34:18 PM] sammallett1: OH NO
[9:34:26 PM] sammallett1: HERRRRRRRRRRREEEE COMES THE PILEDRIVER

[DarkSurfer]

HERE COMES THE STUNNER



BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Flicky]

YEEEEEEEEEUH

[Galaxy Man]

fuck i need to buy a hundred slim jims

[Flicky]

[12:07:35 AM] Flicky: guys is it weird if the springs in my couch are making noise without me even being near it
[12:09:30 AM] Mander: Death couch
[12:09:35 AM] Mander: the couch that eats people
[12:09:38 AM] Flicky: they want my booty skin
[12:09:54 AM] Flicky: they shout for pants

[Tales]

ahahahah omg dark that night was hilarious
and what's wrong with saying "you're not ready for my jelly"? do you mean it's dated or you meant it in a like... innuendo way?

[hotb]

[corsica]

[7:20:40 PM] Haro: NO KENJI NOT THERE DICKS DONT GO THERE
[7:20:54 PM] Haro: ONLY A FEMINIST WOULD THINK THAT