IM Quote Thread.

[Shad]

[22:50:28] George: shut up
[22:50:35] George: i don't believe any of your jizz stories!
[22:50:46] Hot, b ambitious: my jizz stories are 100% factual

[creakyAccordion]

Dr. K Sanesk: something in my bathroom smells like cinnamon rolls
Skeleton Jelly: cinnamon roll poop

[The Willow Witch]

Vaxidd8: MEGHAN I'M ABOUT TO TELL THE WHOLE FORUM THAT I HAD SEX WITH 50 WOMEN BUT I REALLY DIDN'T PLZ DON'T TELL K
Vaxidd8: OH WAIT YOU CAN'T TELL BECAUSE YOU'RE BANNED HAHA

[Shoolis]

[6:44:31 PM] sam: god help us he's gonna draw some soft animal puppet booty
[6:44:31 PM] Ka-Doom: Usually I don't post them

the shocking truth

[creakyAccordion]

Skeleton Jelly: what's a better way to say "I got off my bike" that includes neither the word got nor bike
Dr. K Sanesk: I DISMOUNTED MY MECHANICAL CHARIOT

[corsica]

[11:15:29 PM] *** Yeillers removed yeili from this conversation. ***

[Shoolis]

[12:24:14 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i hate you
[12:24:16 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: so much
[12:25:18 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: what did I do now
[12:25:31 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: your goddamn avatar
[12:25:32 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i just noticed it
[12:26:02 AM] Odds: ???
[12:26:03 AM] Yeillers: oh right yeah that
[12:26:04 AM] Shellis (Sheila/InsertFail): (She means the one on the forum)
[12:26:09 AM] Yeillers: shoe: 1 lolita: 0
[12:26:11 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Took you long enough
[12:26:14 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i hate you like
[12:26:17 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: so much
[12:26:24 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: It's been a couple of weeks
[12:26:44 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: see above
[12:27:29 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: am i like
[12:27:31 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: your personal george
[12:27:43 AM] sceb: Huh
[12:28:32 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: I just like pestering you
[12:28:53 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i want you to throw yourself off a cliff
[12:29:04 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: what does angie even see in you
[12:29:11 AM] sceb: No one else can throw him?
[12:29:33 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: shoolis everytime you get online i just want to gouge out your eyes with an icepick
[12:29:40 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: tee hee
[12:29:44 AM] Garrett: that's not very nice
[12:30:11 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: angie i am going to gouge out your boyfriend's eyes ok
[12:30:13 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: don't take it personally
[12:30:17 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i just want to murder him
[12:30:19 AM] Angie/natalie: please don't
[12:30:22 AM] Angie/natalie: i like his eyes
[12:30:30 AM] Angie/natalie: that would look very disturbing
[12:30:30 AM] sceb: Loli do you know how Yeili feels now?
[12:30:33 AM] Angie/natalie: if he had no eyes
[12:30:37 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: it's just so easy to set you off
[12:30:43 AM] Angie/natalie: brb
[12:31:20 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: ok
[12:31:38 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: going to bed so i can wake up in the morning all refreshed and ready to murder you shoolis
[12:31:40 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: goodnight
[12:31:45 AM] Shellis (Sheila/InsertFail): Night Loli
[12:31:52 AM] Yeillers: goodnight
[12:32:00 AM] sceb: Night Loli.
[12:32:11 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: wake up in the mornin feeling like john gacy
[12:32:26 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: grab my knife walk out the door I cout to hit this kidney

I did it

[Sollix]

[5:33:13 PM] >WV: says: that's weird
[5:33:15 PM] >WV: says: uhm...
[5:33:17 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: Shark babbus
[5:33:18 PM] >WV: says: basically
[5:33:27 PM] >WV: says: you and I were having... you kow
[5:33:31 PM] >WV: says: *know
[5:33:32 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: sex
[5:33:33 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: :I
[5:33:34 PM] >WV: says: sex and stuff
[5:33:35 PM] >WV: says: and
[5:33:36 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: Just say it
[5:33:42 PM] >WV: says: willow was there and watching :U
[5:33:42 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: aaaand?
[5:33:45 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: wat
[5:33:46 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: Can i
[5:33:47 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: tell her
[5:33:49 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: this
[5:33:54 PM] >WV: says: I don't even know
[5:33:55 PM] >WV: says: :U
[5:33:56 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: welp
[5:33:57 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist says: too late

Weirdest Dream

Then on steam after telling Willow

accentedArticulate: mmhmm
accentedArticulate: also
accentedArticulate: thats a dream Dvid had
The Willow Witch: HAHAHAHAHA
The Willow Witch: ALWAyS WATCHING
The Willow Witch: POST IN AZ
The Willow Witch: POSTTTT
The Willow Witch: best dream I wish iwas there
The Willow Witch: EVEN MALUM HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME
accentedArticulate: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
The Willow Witch: EVERYONE DREAMS ABOUT ME

[D-vid]

You know it babe. Nothing turns me on more than willow squatting behind the sofa with only her eyes showing.

[Sollix]

Sadly, if youa nd me and willow lived together, I could imagine it happening. ahahahaha

[The Willow Witch]

FOREVER WATCHING

IN EVERYONES DREAMS


O - O

[Tales]

[22:24:05] George: bridget jones reminds me of myself in some ways
[22:24:32] Hot, b ambitious: the weight gain and awkwardness with men
[22:24:42] George: ...
[22:24:48] George: m
[22:24:52] George: i dont gain weight!

yeah ok quoting myself

[hotb]

[22:40:07] George: i'm working my wrist now,

[Shoolis]

[7:33:39 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i just realized
[7:33:46 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: since the beginning of yeili and mine's friendship
[7:33:49 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: we have always been
[7:33:51 PM] Flicky: gay

[Shoolis]

[8:01:30 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: why did i see this kitten as a vagina