AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[4:40:34 PM] MC: I hear George's sister is free
[4:40:42 PM] damngeorge: the word gobble in that context is hilarious, i thought only scots used it

[6:22:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: loli i feel i need to confess something to you
[6:22:37 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: yes
[6:22:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: its uh
[6:22:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: kinda weird
[6:22:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: personal
[6:22:54 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: go ahead
[6:22:55 PM] The Aggro Crag: i haven't really told anyone else
[6:23:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: i don't trust anyone else with this
[6:23:04 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i swear it's going to be something stupid
[6:23:05 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: isn't it
[6:23:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: fuck
[6:23:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU HAD TO SAY THAT
[6:23:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND RUIN IT
[6:23:16 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I KNEW IT
[6:23:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: i was gonna say i was bill cosby
[6:23:24 PM] The Aggro Crag: BUT YOU SLEUTHED ME
[6:23:28 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i knew you would say a bill cosby thing
[6:23:29 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: seriously
[6:23:34 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: you're not very
[6:23:34 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: subtle

[9:33:26 PM] Greylin: we also get the paddles
[9:33:27 PM] Jen: and blast it in your eyes

[9:35:16 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: things i see on tumblr #300

" semen should taste like maple syrup

that’s it"
[9:35:24 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: if semen tasted like maple syrup i would give blowjobs every day
[9:35:37 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: what if semen tasted like ice cream
[9:36:04 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: what if semen tasted like my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
[9:36:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: you can change the taste of sperm
[9:36:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: if you eat a lot of certain foods beforehands
[9:36:19 PM] StranAton: flavor packets
[9:36:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: better start chugging maple syrup, gents
[9:36:36 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: oh my god
[9:36:40 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i did not know this
[9:36:50 PM] StranAton: gotta ask your lady if she likes stawberry
[9:36:52 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "tastes like chicken"
[9:36:57 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: mape syrup semen
[9:36:59 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: would be
[9:37:03 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: strangely amazing
[9:37:43 PM] StranAton: that would be incredibly awkward for me
but I'm on the opposite perspective
[9:37:51 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: what if it tasted like magic
[9:38:09 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "oh yeah I ate some magic beforehand"
[9:38:11 PM] The Aggro Crag: loli do you even know what semen tastes like
[9:38:13 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: and then you were magic
[9:38:22 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: dark
[9:38:26 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: do you know what semen tastes like
[9:38:37 PM] The Aggro Crag: hi
[9:38:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: (i know)
[9:38:46 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: sh-Great Handsome Oppressor
[9:38:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: well, girl's semen anyway
[9:38:48 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: wha
[9:38:50 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: EWWWWW
[9:38:56 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: dude
[9:39:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: now hold on
[9:39:01 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm bi remember?
[9:39:02 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: this is just like one of your japanese animes
[9:39:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: you like
[9:39:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: read gay stuff all the time
[9:39:15 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I KNOWBUT
[9:39:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: how is Great Handsome Oppressor knowing that gross
[9:39:23 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: no
[9:39:24 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: what you said
[9:39:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: who what said
[9:39:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: whati said
[9:39:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: or what Great Handsome Oppressor said
[9:39:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: okay loli
[9:40:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: what is more gross
[9:40:05 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: what you said
[9:40:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: you know that Great Handsome Oppressor has tasted the rainbow
[9:40:11 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: girls are icky
[9:40:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: or that i have splelunked the 5'oclock train to vagina town
[9:40:25 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: WHAT YOU SAID AUGH
[9:40:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: haha
[9:40:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: i like that analogy
[9:40:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: yes loli i have been with women in bedtimes how terrible
[9:40:53 PM] The Aggro Crag: sexual tiger
[9:41:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: kreeeeeeow
[9:41:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: no i refuse to believe you think that is gross
[9:41:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: you could write novels about the gay stuff you read
[9:41:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: c'mon
[9:41:26 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: that was an amazing analogy
[9:41:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yes i agree
[9:41:55 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I
[9:41:55 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I COULD
[9:41:56 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: BUT
[9:41:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: star is an inspiring lady when it comes to analogies
[9:41:57 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I
[9:42:00 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: I DON'T
[9:42:04 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: WNAT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
[9:42:08 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: if it doesn't involve gays
[9:42:15 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wanna hear about mine then?
[9:42:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: well oka
[9:42:20 PM | Edited 9:42:27 PM] StranAton: this all sounds so unnatural
though I'm most likely the unnatural one
[9:42:20 PM] The Aggro Crag: what if i was gay
[9:42:31 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: crazy frenchy sex
[9:42:34 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: then you could write like 10 tomes of your sex life and i would read it front to back
[9:42:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: yeah but
[9:42:47 PM | Edited 9:42:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: what about me
[9:42:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: what about my life
[9:42:49 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: actually
[9:42:50 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: probably not
[9:42:51 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i
[9:42:55 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: don't like to think about
[9:42:56 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: any
[9:42:59 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: of my friends having sex
[9:43:00 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: it's weird
[9:43:09 PM] StranAton: I can fit mine on a postage stamp
"no"
[9:43:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: you have a shipping wall don't you
[9:43:36 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: a what?
[9:43:58 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: loli loves the redrom
[9:44:00 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: so you don't want me to describe the joys and pains of gay sex?
[9:44:18 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: uh
[9:44:19 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i mean
[9:44:21 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: if you want to i guess
[9:44:29 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i'll act really fucking awkward
[9:44:33 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: but
[9:44:35 PM] The Aggro Crag: FIRST
[9:44:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: A PENIS IS CREATED
[9:44:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: "hello"
[9:44:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: THEN
[9:44:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: IT INISTIATES DOCKING PROCEDURE
[9:44:57 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: oh jesus
[9:45:05 PM] The Aggro Crag: "send docking code 55-61.Alpha"
[9:45:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: THE SHEILD IS LOWERED
[9:45:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: SLOWLY, THE PENIS MOVES TOWARDS THE ANUS
[9:45:29 PM] The Aggro Crag: THE ANUS INITIATES DOCKING TRACTOR BEAM
[9:45:30 PM] The Aggro Crag: BUT OHNO
[9:45:31 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: d-dark
[9:45:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: THE REBEL ALLIANCE IS ATTACKING
[9:45:45 PM] StranAton: dark are you reading this from the starfleet manual or somthing?
[9:45:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS EMPEROR ZURG"
[9:46:04 PM] The Aggro Crag: SEVERAL FIGHTERS HAVE BROKEN OFF FROM THE MAIN PENIS, COME WITH ME
[9:46:11 PM] The Aggro Crag: A LARGE BATTLE ENSUES
[9:46:14 PM | Edited 9:46:22 PM] StranAton: and the borg yelled ASSIMILATE
[9:46:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: THE ANUS'S DEFENSE MUST HOLD BACK THE REBELLION SHIPS LONG ENOUGH FOR THE PENIS TO DOCK WITH ANUS
[9:46:43 PM] Mander: Emperor Zurg fought Star Command Dark
[9:46:53 PM] The Aggro Crag: AFTER INTENSE GRUNTING AND DOGFIGHTING, THE PENIS ENTERS THE ANUS
[9:47:05 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: dark
[9:47:06 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: ok
[9:47:07 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: please
[9:47:08 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: please stop
[9:47:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: SPECIAL DOCKING GEL IS USED TO EASE THE PENIS INTO THE DOCK
[9:47:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOORGH
[9:47:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: DOCKING IS COMPLETE
[9:47:34 PM] Cafall: [9:36 PM] StranAton:
<<< gotta ask your lady if she likes stawberry
but the last girl i was with was allergic to strawberry
[9:47:35 PM] The Aggro Crag: THERE IS A LOT OF SWEAT
[9:47:46 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: cafall your waifus don't count
[9:47:46 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND GRUNTING
[9:47:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: THE END

[8:00:22 PM] >WV:: http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/enlarged_pictures.jpg oooooh ;A; so pretty
[8:05:06 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: hehe
[8:05:09 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: sperm look funny
[8:05:13 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: not even gonna lie
[8:05:15 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: theyre like
[8:05:21 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: little sumbarines with tales.
[8:05:23 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: ..
[8:05:24 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: Tails*
[8:05:25 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: wow
[8:05:27 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: that
[8:05:29 PM] >WV:: pfff
[8:05:31 PM] >WV:: x3
[8:05:33 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: pur a weird image in my head of
[8:05:37 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: every spen with Tales face ont hem
[8:05:39 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: can't unsee
[8:05:42 PM] >WV:: YES
[8:05:43 PM] >WV:: x3
[8:05:45 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: shop it up

[4:53:59 PM] damngeorge: no
[4:54:06 PM] damngeorge: i'm too tall
[4:54:09 PM] damngeorge: and other reasons
[4:54:22 PM] damngeorge: ...can a midget have sex with a normal sized person?

[23:02:14] *** Yeili has changed the conversation topic to "i'm going to steal the declaration of independence" ***
[23:02:23] *** Yeili has changed the conversation picture [To an eagle]. ***
[23:02:34] StranAton: hai yeili
[23:02:52] Hot, b ambitious: why would an eagle steal that
[23:03:02] George: what i went to do my teeth
[23:03:05] StranAton: because America
[23:03:14] George: i come back and you're talking about mating

[6:21:53 PM] George: hahah omg i remember when i was younger there was a new zealand girl in my primary school - she was like an exotic animal

[23:52:12] George: we say doughnut aswell
[23:52:34] theothermc: thats because donut isnt a real word
[23:52:40] Stran: doughnut is saying hello?
[23:52:44] George: no lol
[23:52:47] Stran: oh
[23:52:48] Hot, b ambitious: is that why america is fat