AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:18 pm**

The Willow Witch: dont you have work now
The Willow Witch: or in a whore
The Willow Witch: hour
The Willow Witch: the fuck

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:10 am**

talking about Fi from Skyward Sword

[7:57:23 PM] Lolita: LINK I CALCULATE THAT THERE IS A 100% CHANCE YOU ARE IN THE DESERT
[7:57:41 PM] Mr.Mander: Fi can be pretty retarded for the wisest thing ever
[7:58:07 PM] Kalekemo: Fi's facial structure is extremely similar to Link's
[7:58:11 PM] Kalekemo: it bothers me
[7:58:30 PM] Mr.Mander: I think it makes sense, they're both divinely inspired
[7:59:04 PM] Creeper: Master, according to my calculations, you are not very adept at waggling.
[7:59:26 PM] Mr.Mander: You could kind of say they're like siblings if you think about it enough
[7:59:51 PM] Lolita: no
[7:59:54 PM] Lolita: you couldn't
[7:59:54 PM] Water: Master, according to my calculations, there's a 90% probability that you'd be having more fun if you were playing Wind Waker
[7:59:59 PM] Lolita: that's retarded mander
[8:00:04 PM] Lolita: she is a robot and link is a human wtf
[8:00:35 PM] Creeper: Master, according to my calculations, the resolution for this game sucks and you shouldn't sit too close to your widescreen television.
[8:00:35 PM] Mr.Mander: Fi is a divine spirit made to travel with Link
[8:00:57 PM] Mr.Mander: Link was given a divine spirit and was also designed by the Goddess in a way

[4:06:14 PM] George: is new years day on the 1st or the 31st?

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:10 pm**

So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:22 pm**

Malum wrote:I've hated boners since the start

oh my god that is so perfect

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:23 pm**

It's not ethical

Haha what?

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:28 pm**

KevTehNev wrote:So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.

hoowhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:29 pm**

Madican wrote:
It's not ethical
Haha what?

I have no idea. So what if I like the show, there are thousands of males that like the show. Sure some of em are a bit creepy with it but there's nothing unethical about liking something now "made for your gender" ALSO.

Eat_Box wrote:The best part? The creative staff have said multiple times that it was designed to be a family show, not a show for little girls.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:30 pm**

Flicky wrote:
KevTehNev wrote:So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.
hoowhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Because it's hilarious.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:33 pm**

no not that

it's the fact that it revealed i used to be a heretic to the entire forum now

my secret past is now ruined noooooooooooo

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:34 pm**

Listen to that. It's the sound of no one caring. Different stroke for different folks, my man. No need to be ashamed.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:42 pm**

FatOldRobot: yeah i know
FatOldRobot: I can sense intentions through the internet
FatOldRobot: its my superpower
Aperture Flicky: what am i thinking about right now
FatOldRobot: tiddies
Aperture Flicky: f
Aperture Flicky: he's magical
FatOldRobot: yes, yes I am

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:53 pm**

Flicky was a heretic?
Banned.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:27 pm**

[22:27:00] George: i like my glistening biceps like i like my women? i don't understand

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:56 pm**

[21:55:12] George: i don't get it

x100

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:22 am**

[7:17:08 PM] MC: Dont get me wrong, Ive never dreamed about you wierdos. Ive just been told of more than a few Ive been in
[7:17:44 PM] George: oh, lol
[7:17:55 PM] watertango: Probably because all the ladies on AZ want to bang you
[7:17:59 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: oh the Great Handsome Oppressor oh
[7:18:07 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[7:18:17 PM] George: lol what
[7:18:23 PM] MC: You think?
[7:18:31 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: What is it Shoolis
[7:18:34 PM] watertango: I don't think, I just type shit
[7:18:50 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: hello az forums I am home now and also my shirt opened?
[7:18:55 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: ooh the Great Handsome Oppressor ooh
[7:19:01 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: let's do it
[7:19:02 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: yes
[7:19:04 PM] George: ahahaha
[7:19:10 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: and I will leave my french on
[7:19:12 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: swoon
[7:19:29 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Meanwhile in a 30 planet radius
[7:19:34 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Berets!
[7:19:36 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Ripping!
[7:19:38 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Men!
[7:19:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[7:19:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: berets don't rip!
[7:19:45 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Spoony!
[7:19:49 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Turning Gayer!
[7:19:55 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "The Great Handsome Oppressor!"
[7:20:04 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: It was amazing
[7:20:05 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: THE END
[7:20:14 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: we don't even wear berets!
[7:20:21 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: lies

I did it

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