IM Quote Thread.

[The Willow Witch]

The Willow Witch: dont you have work now
The Willow Witch: or in a whore
The Willow Witch: hour
The Willow Witch: the fuck

[The Bouncer]

talking about Fi from Skyward Sword

[7:57:23 PM] Lolita: LINK I CALCULATE THAT THERE IS A 100% CHANCE YOU ARE IN THE DESERT
[7:57:41 PM] Mr.Mander: Fi can be pretty retarded for the wisest thing ever
[7:58:07 PM] Kalekemo: Fi's facial structure is extremely similar to Link's
[7:58:11 PM] Kalekemo: it bothers me
[7:58:30 PM] Mr.Mander: I think it makes sense, they're both divinely inspired
[7:59:04 PM] Creeper: Master, according to my calculations, you are not very adept at waggling.
[7:59:26 PM] Mr.Mander: You could kind of say they're like siblings if you think about it enough
[7:59:51 PM] Lolita: no
[7:59:54 PM] Lolita: you couldn't
[7:59:54 PM] Water: Master, according to my calculations, there's a 90% probability that you'd be having more fun if you were playing Wind Waker
[7:59:59 PM] Lolita: that's retarded mander
[8:00:04 PM] Lolita: she is a robot and link is a human wtf
[8:00:35 PM] Creeper: Master, according to my calculations, the resolution for this game sucks and you shouldn't sit too close to your widescreen television.
[8:00:35 PM] Mr.Mander: Fi is a divine spirit made to travel with Link
[8:00:57 PM] Mr.Mander: Link was given a divine spirit and was also designed by the Goddess in a way

[4:06:14 PM] George: is new years day on the 1st or the 31st?

[KevTehNev]

So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.

[electronic goat]

I've hated boners since the start

oh my god that is so perfect

[Madican]

It's not ethical

Haha what?

[Flicky]

So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.

hoowhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[KevTehNev]

It's not ethical

Haha what?

I have no idea. So what if I like the show, there are thousands of males that like the show. Sure some of em are a bit creepy with it but there's nothing unethical about liking something now "made for your gender" ALSO.

The best part? The creative staff have said multiple times that it was designed to be a family show, not a show for little girls.

[Eat_box]

So I got a message while playing a game on Steam. Would be nice if I could save logs but shit. Let me like what I like dude.

Linked for huge. Part of it got cut off but not much is missing.

hoowhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Because it's hilarious.

[Flicky]

no not that

it's the fact that it revealed i used to be a heretic to the entire forum now

my secret past is now ruined noooooooooooo

[Eat_box]

Listen to that. It's the sound of no one caring. Different stroke for different folks, my man. No need to be ashamed.

[Flicky]

FatOldRobot: yeah i know
FatOldRobot: I can sense intentions through the internet
FatOldRobot: its my superpower
Aperture Flicky: what am i thinking about right now
FatOldRobot: tiddies
Aperture Flicky: f
Aperture Flicky: he's magical
FatOldRobot: yes, yes I am

[Shad]

Flicky was a heretic?
Banned.

[Shad]

[22:27:00] George: i like my glistening biceps like i like my women? i don't understand

[Tales]

[21:55:12] George: i don't get it

x100

[Shoolis]

[7:17:08 PM] MC: Dont get me wrong, Ive never dreamed about you wierdos. Ive just been told of more than a few Ive been in
[7:17:44 PM] George: oh, lol
[7:17:55 PM] watertango: Probably because all the ladies on AZ want to bang you
[7:17:59 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: oh the Great Handsome Oppressor oh
[7:18:07 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[7:18:17 PM] George: lol what
[7:18:23 PM] MC: You think?
[7:18:31 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: What is it Shoolis
[7:18:34 PM] watertango: I don't think, I just type shit
[7:18:50 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: hello az forums I am home now and also my shirt opened?
[7:18:55 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: ooh the Great Handsome Oppressor ooh
[7:19:01 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: let's do it
[7:19:02 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: yes
[7:19:04 PM] George: ahahaha
[7:19:10 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: and I will leave my french on
[7:19:12 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: swoon
[7:19:29 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Meanwhile in a 30 planet radius
[7:19:34 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Berets!
[7:19:36 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Ripping!
[7:19:38 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Men!
[7:19:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[7:19:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: berets don't rip!
[7:19:45 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Spoony!
[7:19:49 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Turning Gayer!
[7:19:55 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "The Great Handsome Oppressor!"
[7:20:04 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: It was amazing
[7:20:05 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: THE END
[7:20:14 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: we don't even wear berets!
[7:20:21 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: lies

I did it