IM Quote Thread.

[lyra/dicks]

[11:54:34 PM] Hysterical Dame: [AND LEFT FOR DEAD OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET]
[11:54:36 PM] Rikila de Calleio: [as if she just beheld jesus]

SOBBING

[Zorinth]

malencto: YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY DRUNK SOMETIME :d
malencto: GG
Kilobytten: I did
Octozor: like last night
Kilobytten: i gave as many fucks as I do now
Kilobytten: which is none
Octozor: it was funny wathing kilow play
Kilobytten: sorry octo is drunk
Kilobytten: he's been drinking
Octozor: so much
Kilobytten: yeah
Kilobytten: he keeps putting his hand on my penis
Octozor: i swer my blood ac is like .19
Kilobytten: oh baby
Kilobytten: that's hawt
Octozor: kilos penis iz very nice
Kilobytten: it is isn't it
Kilobytten: so large
Kilobytten: fits so well in your hands
Octozor: my hands arent that big though
Kilobytten: Implying that my penor is small
Kilobytten: how could you
Kilobytten: It's not what you said last night :'(
Octozor: wait, last night, i knew I shouldn't a drank so much
Kilobytten: Nah you did good babe
Octozor: thanks, wait, did you make me go on the bottom last night
Kilobytten: mmm you did good there too
Octozor: well thats the third time that happened
Kilobytten: So great with the faces too
Octozor: I told you that the next time I had drunk sex I wanted to be on hte top
Kilobytten: Yeah but that's not what you were doing last night
Kilobytten: You were screaming a lot so I assumed you wanted bot
Octozor: ah well, you said it was good so its chill
Kilobytten: baby I topped your bottom lane so it was 'kay
Octozor: you solo'd my bot
Kilobytten: I was like warwick
Kilobytten: best surpression
Octozor: and I just tanked it like alistar
Octozor: I hope
Kilobytten: You bumped me so many times too
Kilobytten: Your roars were music to my ears
Octozor: wait, uh, you were fiddle, hmhm so, fiddle(ing with my)sticks wanna have a surprise party
Kilobytten: Well you can kayle me anytime
Octozor: blast my flaming sword into your skin?
Kilobytten: oh baby that's hot.
Octozor: wanna come over tonight, my body is ready
Kilobytten: Oh baby, you know it. I'll come over like a dark wind and drain it of its juice
Octozor: well, you know i have my ult, i will be invulrable to all injury that will come from it, do whatever
Kilobytten: Implying you don't want a storm in your butt
Octozor: I do, but you already know from last night that i doesnt silence me
Kilobytten: Implying I don't want to hear you crowing about it
Octozor: ~caw caw~
Octozor: well you will burst my banshee's veil on that first go, then you can fear me, make me move all random
Kilobytten: Yes I do babe, all because I want to solo your dragon
Octozor: ohh, but you know im more long baron, long and hard
Octozor: more *like*
Kilobytten: Man that makes me hot, I'm gonna move on over to your base, travel down your river and cap your nexus
Kilobytten: right now
Kilobytten: meet me in 20 and I'll let you surrender to me.

Best game of LoL ever, and all this was done because someone was calling things gay and when confronted continued a little.
Also for those of you who don't know, kilo is a girl(but they don't know that)

[vealin99]

I....should've been there
I miss the greatest things

[kilo]

hilarious LoL chat

As a side note, I was playing as Fiddlesticks and Zorinth was playing as Kayle. The person we were trolling was a Nidalee who mysteriously stayed in the chat the entire time this was going on. \o/

[Shad]

[21:10:30] I really don't care right now: I triued to cange my name backn
[21:10:39] I really don't care right now: but I can type te letter h anymoren
[21:10:43] I really don't care right now: trolled by keyboardn
[21:10:44] George: HAHAHAHAAH
[21:10:45 | Edited 21:10:56] I really don't care right now: le sad
[21:10:45] Nito, First of the Dead: Great Handsome Oppressor is your skype avatar
[21:10:49] Nito, First of the Dead: what i think it is
[21:11:00] I really don't care right now: wat do you tink it is
[21:11:09] George: reading your thing makes you laugh
[21:11:12] I really don't care right now: I SOUD ASIANHhhhhhn

[corsica]

[11:05:24 PM] Princess of the Crystal: this isn't fucking in and out cafall
[11:05:33 PM] Princess of the Crystal: oh my god that sounds so wrong
[11:05:38 PM] Shellis (Sheila/InsertFail): haw haw
[11:05:46 PM] Cafall: just as keikaku

[Galaxy Man]

The Problem with Rhombulans: so hey you know what's trippy
Dragon Prime [GG]: No
The Problem with Rhombulans: roots that stick out of the ground
Dragon Prime [GG]: Why
The Problem with Rhombulans: ... trippy
Dragon Prime [GG]: Oh fuck you
The Problem with Rhombulans: hahaha

[The Bouncer]

[2:57:28 PM] BoN: whooaaaaa my mom types so fast on that giant calculator @_@
[2:57:32 PM] Bill: FUCKING CHIEF MANYGAMES
[2:57:38 PM] Yeili: bon
[2:57:41 PM] Yeili: it's called a microwave
[2:57:44 PM] Yeili: do you know what it does
[2:57:44 PM] BoN: n-no
[2:57:46 PM] BoN: yes
[2:57:48 PM] BoN: but
[2:57:49 PM] BoN: aw poop
[2:57:50 PM] Dirges: laughing
[2:57:52 PM] Dirges: dying
[2:57:55 PM] Bill: ahhaahah

Dark lied to Loli about being Jewish.

[2:01:08 PM] The Big Cheese: also i am not actauly jewish
[2:01:18 PM] Lolita: wha
[2:01:23 PM] Lolita: THEN WHY DID YEILI SAY YOU WERE
[2:01:35 PM] The Big Cheese: because she is my partner in crime
[2:01:41 PM] Lolita: :c
[2:01:49 PM] Mr.Mander: Yeili=bitch?????
[2:01:57 PM] The Big Cheese: the fact that she just instantly went along with it without me saying anything to her
[2:01:59 PM] The Big Cheese: that was great
[2:02:02 PM] President Magikarp: Don't you talk bad about my Yeilikins

[Snarf]

Over Facebook


Trygve: "Are you at spoonys yet?"

Me: "I am always Spoonys. We have a understanding."

Trygve: "You have his dick inside of you this second, right?"

Me: "UGGHHHH HNNNGGGGG! FUCK HARDER SPOONY!!
No I don't Trygve!"

Trygve: "it's over"

Me: "what is over?"

Trygve: "us"

Me: "Because you are going to bed?"

Trygve: "No, forever. I cannot be with you when you keep on getting your meat from /him/."

Me: "I HAVE LOVE ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF YOU! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!"

Trygve: "No no no

no

It wasn't meant to be

adieu

forever"



And then he logged off.

[Will-Billy]

im about to make a fool of myself.

what site/program are these from?

or are they just texts?

[Gryewolf]

...skype...

[somepartsareme]

there's a skype room??

[Shad]

sorry maximum weeaboo status was reached a while ago in that room what with creepah and hot and cafall and cargo and angie and MC being in there

[somepartsareme]

[Shad]

oh god fuck i don't remember what manga that is please tell me it was great