AWKWARD ZOMBIE

2:22 PM - Dick-booty Thief: >delete 11gb worth of files
2:22 PM - Dick-booty Thief: >computer instantly loosens up
2:23 PM - Waggleton P Tallylicker: This is why you don't download 11gbs worth of Midget Porn Bill
2:23 PM - Waggleton P Tallylicker: Really slows down the computer
2:25 PM - Dick-booty Thief: its actually retard midget porn
2:25 PM - Dick-booty Thief: i deleted it because i realised
2:25 PM - Dick-booty Thief: its not big and its not clever

[11:00:01 PM] Sunbringer: 'no you see i am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man'
[11:00:03 PM] Rikila de Calleio: "Oh. Well. Wanna make out?"

[21:21:34 | Edited 21:22:14] Setton: I am lusting after princess brothel

FatOldRobot wrote:who the fuck is princess brothel

Oracle: Yeah, I switched to painterly pack and there's flowers on the vines... and now eggs show up as baby chickens!
Yeili: You mean chicks, right?
Dirges: How cute!
Odds: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BAKE A CAKE?!

[7:30:28 PM] sceb: Guten tag my amigo, are you having a sugoi day?

A woman drove to work at an average speed of 40 miles per hour and returned along the same route at 30 miles per hour. If her total traveling time was 1 hour, what was the total number of miles in the round trip?

[4:08:22 PM] Setton: normally you'd think the answer was 35 but nooo
[4:09:27 PM] Sceb: Is this a riddle?
[4:09:33 PM] Setton: No
[4:09:34 PM] Setton: it's
[4:09:36 PM] Setton: a math problem
[4:09:38 PM] Setton: wtf?
[4:10:10 PM] Setton: Sceb do you even know what a riddle is
[4:10:35 PM] Sceb: It involves matchsticks, right?
[4:10:52 PM] Setton: that's not a riddle either
[4:11:12 PM] Setton: you can't just use 'riddle' to describe any type of puzzle dude
[4:12:13 PM] Setton: riddle is a question/statement that has more than one meaning
[4:12:14 PM] Sceb: Is this a lateral thinking puzzle?
[4:12:55 PM] Setton: lateral thinking doesn't use logic
[4:13:30 PM] Setton: the answer is 34 2/7 miles
[4:13:36 PM] Sceb: Is this a thingy that involves thinking a little differently than you would in usual circumstances?

[8:26:14 PM] Mander: But as you go farther down
[8:26:21 PM] Mander: It just gets gayer
[8:26:27 PM] Mander: Like a homosexual pyramid

[5:49:50 PM] The Big Cheese: your friend is a butt
[5:49:54 PM] The Big Cheese: i would hang out with your instead
[5:50:00 PM] Setton: with my instead
[5:50:02 PM] Setton: I see
[5:50:05 PM] The Big Cheese: but it'll be as fun as if you hung out with freiends instead
[5:50:07 PM] The Big Cheese: so it makes up
[5:50:08 PM] The Big Cheese: NO
[5:50:10 PM] The Big Cheese: HANG OUT
[5:50:11 PM] The Big Cheese: WITH YOU
[5:50:14 PM] Setton: with my freiends
[5:50:15 PM] Setton: I see
[5:50:48 PM] The Big Cheese: what
[5:51:06 PM] The Big Cheese: no
[5:51:07 PM] The Big Cheese: okay
[5:51:10 PM] The Big Cheese: i see what you are doing
[5:51:11 PM] The Big Cheese: no
[5:51:15 PM] The Big Cheese: i can turn this around
[5:51:19 PM] The Big Cheese: I CAN THROW THE PERVERBIAL PIE
[5:51:22 PM] The Big Cheese: BACK INTO YOUR FACE
[5:51:23 PM] The Big Cheese: i know how
[5:51:42 PM] Setton: Perverbial pie
[5:51:43 PM] Setton: I see
[5:55:08 PM] The Big Cheese: FINE
[5:55:09 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU WIN
[5:55:12 PM] The Big Cheese: THIS ROUND YOU
[5:55:15 PM] The Big Cheese: HAMBURGALER
[5:56:13 PM] Setton: not sure if that was an intentional misspelling of hamburgler
[5:56:28 PM] The Big Cheese: if i am honest
[5:56:35 PM] The Big Cheese: i don't know how to spell hamburgaler
[5:56:40 PM] The Big Cheese: hamburgler
[5:56:43 PM] The Big Cheese: WHATEVER
[5:56:43 PM] The Big Cheese: IT IS
[5:56:46 PM] The Big Cheese: HAMBURGER THEIF
[5:56:59 PM] Setton: Thief
[5:57:32 PM] The Big Cheese: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[5:58:01 PM] The Big Cheese: how about i just go drive off a cliff

[9:07:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: give the sky a skateboard
[9:07:49 PM] The Aggro Crag: it'll get extreme real fast

Scoot: I got those moves like Jagger
Scoot: I got those moves like Jagger
creakyAccordion: Penos
creakyAccordion: I will buy moves like jagger for 50 penos
Scoot:
Scoot: ok
Scoot: Let's see the penos
creakyAccordion:
creakyAccordion: You got it
Scoot:
Scoot: ^-~
creakyAccordion: I have had enough of this
creakyAccordion: Good day sir
Scoot: I've got those moves like Jagger.
creakyAccordion: Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssss
Scoot: I've got those moves like Jagger.
Scoot: .
creakyAccordion: I've got those moves like penos
Scoot: All the Jagger
Scoot: All of it
creakyAccordion: CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READY MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY PENOS FACE
Scoot: I've got those moooooooooooves like Jagger
creakyAccordion: I've got those peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenos like jagger
Scoot: What the fuck is a Jagger
creakyAccordion: My mom
Scoot: Oh
Scoot: I've got those mooooooooooves like your mom.