IM Quote Thread.

[Rinoko]

[10:23:07 PM] Sloth: I should grow out a moustache too
I have two pairs of aviators
We should be crime solving duo extrodinares.
[10:23:46 PM] Marcato: This is acceptable.
[10:24:33 PM] Sloth: Awwwyeah.
[10:24:38 PM] Sloth: No boners though.
[10:26:17 PM] Marcato: OK.... :c
[10:26:39 PM] Sloth: I don't like horses.
Or horse like objects.
[10:27:56 PM] Marcato: Llamas?
[10:28:11 PM] Sloth: Ehhhh
Llamas are okay in theory
But I hate being around them.
[10:29:48 PM] Marcato: But they love yoooouuuu....
[10:32:56 PM] Sloth: They want to kill me.
[10:34:12 PM] Marcato: They want to love yooooouuuuu...

It's 10:30 here and I'm tired, OK?

[NDividedByZero]

Friend: the Muffin Man, contrary to popular belief, actually sells cookies
Me: whsssssssssssssssat
Friend: yes
Friend: it is the truth
Me: NO
Me: MY LIFE
Friend: I will seal the Muffin Man inside myself, and I will become its jinchuriki. And then I will cast my eyes upon the moon, and the word will be under my control
Me: NOBODY WILL TRUST YOU
Me: YOU'RE ALONE
Friend: I WILL DESTROY YOU
Friend: themuffinmanisdisgustedinyou
Me: BuT hOw

i'm senile

[The Bouncer]

[6:27:38 PM] Ungeheuer: You forgot the best flavor of them all
[6:27:41 PM] Ungeheuer: Umami!
[6:27:46 PM] Kalekemo: aka
[6:27:48 PM] Kalekemo: savory
[6:27:49 PM] Kalekemo: iirc
[6:28:00 PM] Ungeheuer: Why would you say savory if you could say umami?
[6:28:05 PM] Kalekemo: dunno
[6:28:10 PM] Kalekemo: I forgot that the proper term was umami
[6:28:22 PM] Stranaton: smooth is also a taste (sometimes)
[6:28:28 PM] Kalekemo: smooth is a texture
[6:28:32 PM] Stranaton: also yes
[6:28:37 PM] Ungeheuer: No, smooth usually means tasteless and neutral.
[6:28:42 PM] Ungeheuer: It's an anti-taste.
[6:28:47 PM] Naoto Shirogane: can't smooth also be an attitude
[6:28:51 PM] Stranaton: black is a color SHUT UP

[Nefarious Bear]

8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: dont force willow to stay
8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: LEAVE WILLOW
8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: RUN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8:08 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: NO STAY
8:08 PM - The Willow Witch: HOW DO I BREATH
8:08 PM - Dickthulhu: NO PLEASE
8:08 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: I WILL STAB YOU BEAR
8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: NO LEAVE
8:08 PM - Dickthulhu: PRESS THE BREATH BUTTON
8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: BRING IT ON
8:08 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: BEAR IS A FAGIT WHO HATES TF2
8:08 PM - Dickthulhu: AND THEN STAB A KITTEN
8:08 PM - The Willow Witch: Fuck I am coughing so much I cant breath
8:08 PM - The Willow Witch: aaaa
8:08 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: THEN USE THE QUICKENING
8:08 PM - Nefarious Bear: STOP CHOKING HER MALUM
8:09 PM - Nefarious Bear: FOR GOD SAKES
8:09 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: I'M BUSY FAPPING REMEMBER
8:09 PM - Dickthulhu: USE THE BREATH BUTTON
8:09 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: I CAN'T BE CHOKING HER
8:09 PM - The Willow Witch: ...
8:09 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: This is incredibly silly
8:09 PM - The Willow Witch: inuendooooooo
8:09 PM - Nefarious Bear: choke with one hand and fap with the other
8:09 PM - NikolaTeslaVampireKingOfMagnets: Huehue

[FMAWolf]

maha-ok question
23:41 DiddyKong-What now?
23:41 maha-would you buy a house knowing that the previous owners died/were murdered in the house?
23:41 DiddyKong-Probably
23:41 DiddyKong-But I like that kinda crap.
23:42 DiddyKong-IT WOULD BE INTERESTING
23:42 weee5067-Hmmm
23:42 weee5067-I probably wouldn't
23:42 weee5067-Because if I know, other people probably know
23:42 weee5067-And I don't think I'd want to live in a house with a reputation like that
23:42 weee5067-Now, if I were the only person who knew...
23:44 DiddyKong-If other people knew though it would make for a good conversation point
23:44 weee5067-Yeah
23:44 DiddyKong-What better way to break the ice with your new neighbors?
23:44 weee5067-Until some copycat decided to try their luck
23:44 DiddyKong-'So hey what about those murders in my house huh?'
23:44 DiddyKong-It's like discussing football or the weather.
23:44 DiddyKong-...Wait that came out weird.

Edit:

maha-...to be the only one who knows about the murder would imply that you were involved in the murder /squint
23:47 DiddyKong-PFFFFFFFFFFF
23:47 maha-why is it they always find the basement/attic in the middle of the night and decide right then that it's a good idea to investigate the area?
23:48 DiddyKong-Isn't that the first thing that pops into YOUR mind maha?
23:48 weee5067-Hey, I wouldn't mind living in a house that used to belong to people I murdered
23:49 weee5067-Sounds like a pretty good reason to murder them, actually

[Rinoko]

[Marcato's Mom]
Hey dude!
[Marcato]
hey!
[Marcato's Mom]
wazzup?
[Marcato]
not much. it's cold here
[Marcato's Mom]
I asked you if you needed jeans or a coat. I seem to remember you laughing at that.
BTW, it's cold here too
[Marcato]
i'm wearing my sweatshity
sweat
shirt
just
ignore that
[Marcato's Mom]
ROTFL!

Kill me now.

[NDividedByZero]

Why do adults always say "ROTFL"

"The" is not a required word

[Rinoko]

I'm not so concerned about that as much as my mother finds this all very humorous.

[Kamak]

Alexander says (3:16 AM):
*I almost got to meet Littlekuriboh.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:18 AM):
*So you almost got to meet your future self?
The Goddamn Battam says (3:18 AM):
*Only less popular...
Alexander says (3:18 AM):
*wut
The Goddamn Battam says (3:18 AM):
*and less British?
The Goddamn Battam says (3:18 AM):
**shot*
The Goddamn Battam says (3:18 AM):
*I mean for you. Not for him.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:19 AM):
*And I think my brain stopped making sense.
Alexander says (3:19 AM):
*Yes it has.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:19 AM):
*Let's try this again.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:19 AM):
*You two are very alike.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:19 AM):
*only he's more popular than you'll ever be, and more british.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
*THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
*While I gloat.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
*to unfitting music.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
**Friday plays*
Alexander says (3:20 AM):
*How on earth are he and I alike?
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
*Man, this is 3 am me talking.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:20 AM):
*Don't expect sense.
Alexander says (3:21 AM):
*I ONLY EXPECT THE BEST.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:21 AM):
*You're lucky I'm not talking about how much better it would be if the roads were paved with lucky charms marshmallows...
The Goddamn Battam says (3:21 AM):
*They'd be magically delicious.
Alexander says (3:21 AM):
*But that makes sense.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:21 AM):
*at 3 am yes.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:22 AM):
*but then you realize the fucking ants would ruin it.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:22 AM):
*RUIN IT I SAY.
The Goddamn Battam says (3:22 AM):
*and have you ever planned mass genocide on ants?
The Goddamn Battam says (3:22 AM):
*It's a war you cannot win.
Alexander says (3:25 AM):
*Hm, true.

Alex = Friend
Battam = Me

This is a typical 3am convo.

[hotb]

[00:51:57] Setton: no I like birds!

[lyra/dicks]

[10:04:43 PM] Garrett: CONFESSION

I HAVE A SDJFVHBSHVBF FETISH
[10:04:51 PM] Finch: REALLY
[10:04:53 PM] Finch: ME TOO
[10:04:55 PM] Garrett: IT'S VERY UNDERGROUND YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT
[10:04:56 PM] Garrett: WHAT

[3:33:12 PM] Finch: since blockbuster closed down i haven't been able to steal ANY movies i want to
[3:33:17 PM] Finch: ....
[3:33:18 PM] Finch: AHAHAHAHAHA
[3:33:21 PM] Finch: WOW THAT TYPO

[Nefarious Bear]

5:17 PM - Nefarious Bear: I HAVE TO BE THE FANCIEST SOLDIER
5:17 PM - Nefarious Bear: IT IS MY DESTINY
5:17 PM - Nefarious Bear: TO BE THE FANCIEST SOLDIER
5:17 PM - Valbrandur: I WANNA BE, THE VERY FANCIEST
5:17 PM - Valbrandur: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
5:17 PM - Valbrandur: TO FILL MISC SLOTS IS MY CAUSE
5:19 PM - Nefarious Bear: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
5:19 PM - Nefarious Bear: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
5:20 PM - Nefarious Bear: FOR MANY MISCS TO BECOME THE
5:20 PM - Nefarious Bear: FANCIEST SOLDIER
5:20 PM - Nefarious Bear: TF2!

[Valbrandur]

He forgot one thing

21:17 - Valbrandur: I CAN'T REMEMBER LYRICS

[Rinoko]

[11:36:53 PM] Marcato: How do I hit people.
[11:37:19 PM] Sloth: "O" "I" "P"
[11:39:05 PM] Marcato: How do I escape a battle?
[11:39:28 PM] Sloth: just refresh the page
[11:39:37 PM] Marcato: GUUUH
[11:39:44 PM] Sloth: haha
[11:39:56 PM] Marcato: I actually did it too.
[11:40:04 PM] Marcato: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS
[11:40:33 PM] Sloth: hahahaha
[11:40:38 PM] Sloth: I like you.
[11:40:39 PM] Sloth: Sloth smooooooch
[11:40:53 PM] Marcato: O.o
[11:41:00 PM] Marcato: Oh good grief.
[11:41:08 PM] Sloth: oh god
[11:41:09 PM] Sloth: sorry
[11:41:12 PM] Sloth: wrong chat
[11:41:16 PM] Sloth: haha
[11:41:37 PM] Sloth: I sent Riku the same link and wasn't paying attention
[11:42:05 PM] Marcato: I can't stop laughing now. My lungs.

[Sloth]

you whore that was special