"Merlin's One Weakness" - A Story
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:04 am
"Merlin's One Weakness"
by
Odyssey
Deuce
and
Miss StarSeed
Once, upon a magical time, a wizard named Merlin moderated a forum. This wizard could cast spells like no one else.
One spell could make hookers and beer appear from the secret underwater fortress that was in his pants. The beer tasted better than anything, except maybe Skittles.
His fortress was so powerful, that nothing could destroy it, except maybe a packet of Skittles.
Skittles were Merlin's one weakness, but he secretly desired to eat them. If Merlin ate Skittles, he would lose his powers of his sarcastic posts and his Awkward Zombie moderation. The forum would lose its way, and anarchy would be brought by the regulars because Merlin couldn't act.
Fear of the regulars going crazy has kept Merlin from eating his secret supply of millions of Skittles. If they were to fall into the wrong hands, then everything would drown in chaos.
Therefore, Merlin can't ever eat Skittles, or Awkward Zombie will die horribly.
THE END
by
Odyssey
Deuce
and
Miss StarSeed
Once, upon a magical time, a wizard named Merlin moderated a forum. This wizard could cast spells like no one else.
One spell could make hookers and beer appear from the secret underwater fortress that was in his pants. The beer tasted better than anything, except maybe Skittles.
His fortress was so powerful, that nothing could destroy it, except maybe a packet of Skittles.
Skittles were Merlin's one weakness, but he secretly desired to eat them. If Merlin ate Skittles, he would lose his powers of his sarcastic posts and his Awkward Zombie moderation. The forum would lose its way, and anarchy would be brought by the regulars because Merlin couldn't act.
Fear of the regulars going crazy has kept Merlin from eating his secret supply of millions of Skittles. If they were to fall into the wrong hands, then everything would drown in chaos.
Therefore, Merlin can't ever eat Skittles, or Awkward Zombie will die horribly.
THE END
