AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Supaaku wrote:Super late birthday drawings for Tatzel.

bbb wrote:One frigid Halloween evening, a young bachelor named Dan was panicking because his house wasn't scary at all, and that would mean a lot of kids would steal from his candy hoarde, which stretched for miles in underground tunnels. "I've got to defend my sweet, sweet treasure. To the candy vault!" he exclaimed, heading for his candy elevator.
Once he reached the vault, he armed himself with his trusty CANDY CORN REVOLVER, TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN, and PEZ UZI. "This'll take care of 'em..." he said with a low chuckle. Dan went back up to his house, went outside and took aim at a kid walking up his driveway. The kid got a full blast of tootsie rolls, which made him instantly sick of candy forever, and he ran back home. Other kids took notice, and began pulling CANDY CANE SWORDS out of their pillow cases. "Oh dang, they were prepared!" Dan thought to himself, his fear coming back to him.
Before he could reload or take out another weapon, he was surrounded by a group of HomeStuck fans dressed in bad troll costumes, all bearing down on him with their pepperminty cutlasses, grinning menacingly. They dragged him away, and the rest of the neighborhood snacked on his candy reserves for the next three years.