AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Doesn't look like we're getting anywhere, so no lynch.

As much as I hate to do it, I guess I'm gonna nominate myself, Paranoid Android, for lynch as per my random number generator philosophy.

Dude, you seriously don't have to lynch. Voting for yourself doesn't benefit you or your team no matter what side you're on.

This is the way I see it.


If we don't lynch the next night an innocent dies and it will be as if we picked the wrong guy anyway.

If we do there is a chance we root out a villain and get a huge leg up in the long run.

This is the way I see it.

You are voting for yourself.

If you're Vanilla, you're helping the Mafia win.

If you're scum, you're helping the town win.

There is no way in which this benefits your team or you. You're giving whatever team you're on a handicap.

I never asked to vote for myself. Hell it could have been you. That's the way the numbers fall.

But you KNOW what you are. Chance doesn't play any role if you know the outcome of lynching the person.

Ha ha ha, no, wait, I love this idea. I think it's great. Lynch Paranoid Android.

You're all free to vote for who or what you want. I don't want it to seem like there is dissension in the ranks and I'm not trying to be a martyr. This is my day one choice and I am sticking to it. I don't want to die, heavens no but it is what it is friendo.

You use a random number generator Marc, or is that spite/malice I see?

Paranoid Android wrote:I never asked to vote for myself. Hell it could have been you. That's the way the numbers fall.

Whoa there, this system of yours doesn't work if you're the only one using a random number generator.
We have no way to tell if you're actually telling the truth about your numbers.
And the chances of you being picked by your generator are slim, so I expect that that was supposed to lull us into a sense of false security.
This system of yours makes it to where you can lynch anyone you want at will and the rest of us go along with it.

Maybe if we all had the same random number generator you're using, it would be a good system for determining who to lynch by the mode of numbers generated.

Paranoid Android wrote:You use a random number generator Marc, or is that spite/malice I see?

Neither. It's just that now I have reasonable suspicion as to your identity.

I just rolled a 20 sided die until I got a number between 1-14. I assigned us each a number. I never asked to choose the number for you either.you should all find your own method.

Also i don't think you're allowed to change your vote Marc, but by all means display the bloodlust you have here. Gosh all of a sudden youre raring and ready to snuff a gent out after he merely suggests chance as a viable option for then first day and votes for HIMSELF of all people.

Your everything is suspicious.

But yeah, no lynch.