times you wished you were francis bacon

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:41 am

there once was a francis named bacon
empirical observation he was takin
he was an attorney
and took a journey
this is not something I'm fakin

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:47 am

Since when is France bacon?

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:49 am

They got jealous of canada's bacon

Ersatz · Post by **Ersatz** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:53 am

Is Ritalion the new pope?

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:54 am

Whoa, someone call Hostess, THAT was a zinger!

Oh......

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:49 am

I wish I was Francis Bacon.
Francis Bacon is dead.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:14 am

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:46 am

I wish I was Francis Bacon whenever I am hungry.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:08 am

If the pope lights up a doobie, he'll be Francis bakin'.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:32 pm

good poems I'm sure Francis Bacon can feel your desires

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:49 pm

TerraChimaera · Post by **TerraChimaera** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:38 am

His French cousin is Francois Bacon
His Canadian cousin is Francis Ham

Shining Charizard · Post by **Shining Charizard** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:37 am

His deep South cousin is Frank Pork-rind

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:46 am

Chocolate-covered deep fried pork rind*

creakyAccordion · Post by **creakyAccordion** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:00 am

I think therefore I am

get it because that was Descartes not Bacon

AWKWARD ZOMBIE