AWKWARD ZOMBIE

COBRA JUICY COMES OUT ON OCTOBER 23RD AND OH MY GOD SOME OF THESE TRACKS THEY'VE LEAKED FROM IT

JUST LISTEN TO THIS

The one thing that's really nice about coming home from vacation is being able to fap again

I liked Paranorman, it wasn't great but it was pretty good. I REALLY loved the animation and the writing wasn't bad and it took some nice twists that I wasn't expecting.

Oh okay

I somehow thought you just straight up peed on the floor for some reason

I might start baking at work soon. I guess the old assistant baker is leaving soon, although I'm not entirely sure, and my boss asked me today if I would be OK with coming in to work around 3-3:30AM, which is when the baker usually comes in. I'm not really counting on it, but I would really enjoy b...

HOW EROTIC

no but seriously I'm sorry to hear that

Almost all movies that are available in 3D are also available in not 3D

Also putting glasses over glasses annoying

Seeing Paranorman tonight

Breaking my rule of never seeing 3D movies because the only showing I have time for is in 3D

Give up and let the elephants kill everyone

Fluffdick wrote:Ok.

Dailymotion SUCKS. Just go to a normal porn site.

I don't know what it is but sometimes I'm just more in the mood for softcore stuff

Girl I'm going out with still hasn't answered my message about where we should go

Argh

Place capital city in TMI thread

Head lice under hats lie in the headlights everywhere

Perfection

So there's this site called dailymotion and it's kind of a knockoff YouTube except they allow "sexy" videos, which are always just softcore porn videos. They don't allow any actual banging though. And so most porn videos on there that show dicks and snatches get taken down really quick but this one ...