AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'll have been with my current girlfriend for exactly a month coming next Wednesday. Wow, time has this funny way of going really fast sometimes.

I have this thing where I bend my ears behind themselves. I don't know why I do it, but for some reason it just feels good.

Character Unlock: Dr. Mario - To unlock Dr. Mario, you must complete 1-P Classic Mode using Mario at any difficulty/stock and without continuing. Character Unlock: Jigglypuff - To unlock Jigglypuff, simply complete the game in 1-P Mode at any difficulty/stock (Adventure or Classic). Weird. I guess ...

Shit, Turbo's got competition for Best Horse

I've completely fucked up my sleep schedule and I can't set it straight no matter how hard I try. I guess I'm just doomed to be a nightbird the rest of my life.

Nancymaker wrote:Apathy doesn't solve anything.

Seems to work great for me

I can already tell I'm going to have fun saying your username out loud. Welcome to the mad house.

I've managed to counter the vacuum vortex of AZ as well. You just gotta belieeeeeeeve

I think everyone should just not care and stop trying to find offense in everything people do. Just sit back and chill with your bros instead of pissing at them for using a word like "normal". I'm not directing this at anyone in particular, just a general confession.

Blitz Walrus, what game/thing is your signature from? I automatically have a boner for any pixel/sprite art because it just looks so daisies good.

I've only legit gone through Outlands like twice. After that I either give up for a while then come back and LFG through it or just LFG through it. Hellfire Peninsula is boring as fuuuuck but the other zones aren't as bad.

I'll just link you to my livestream

Watch as he slowly steals away all of your essence and being