AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My Short and Evil Grandmother

I've worked in a kitchen and a retail store so it's only seen use in cutting open/apart boxes. However, I'm a total defense nut and I live in a city known for not being very safe and having a good amount of gang activity. I know the old adage about "bringing a knife to a gun fight", but my adage "do...

I have work in the morning and I'm mildly sure I will not be able to sleep tonight.

Awesome.

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Man oh man, do want! Do want bad! I've actually got a very particular blade in mind for my next purchase. I'll give you a hint: There's one in a Fallout game.

About to head out and go swimming. I am all about that on what is one of the hottest days this summer.

Seriously, it's really warm. I opened my front door and the air felt like it was trying to strangle me.

I started yet another playthrough of Fallout 3 today, a game I have already sunk innumerable hours of my life into. I haven't played most of the DLC for it yet, so I figure this is a good a chance as any. Look out Point Lookout, Big Black Detective is coming for you!

I have an episode of Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy playing in the background.

I suppose that counts.

Lastly, one of the instructors was just a complete psychopath. He really had it out for me and one hauled off and hit me in the stomach hard enough to bring me to my knees because I "needed to learn self control". "LEARN SELF CONTROL.... THROUGH MY FIST!" http://gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads...

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL! As I'm sure many of you are, I am a huge fan of most things sharp and pointy. I love collecting knives, blades, and everything of that sort. However, a collection is only worth having if there are people to admire and enjoy it. As such, welcome to Ego's Engaging and Exciting E...

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Well, it's settled. I need a way to implement Emma Watson into my signature. She is so perfect that we should all see her every time I post.

Vax and I have mostly the same friends and this does not strike me as somebody he would have recruited. I could be wrong, though.

It's apparently ungodly hot outside. I wouldn't know because GOING OUTSIDE IS GAAAAAAAAAY!

Seriously though, extreme heat blows.

The Drunk Tank #123

I don't agree with Geoff's unbridled love of the new Harry Potter movie.