It's Christmas. Time of peace and caring.Obnosim wrote:There's an 85% chance that I will tell my father to fuck off before the end of the night.
Add another 15% to that.
It's Christmas. Time of peace and caring.Obnosim wrote:There's an 85% chance that I will tell my father to fuck off before the end of the night.
When two people love eachother very much, or are very drunk, they climb into bed and then something with birds and bees.Valbrandur wrote:What's sex?
Terraem sure must be horrible with cutting utensils if it took him 5 hours to prepare a pineapple.D-vid wrote:Is it the pineapple.
Flight booked for 1st of next year.Terraem wrote:Next year by christmas I hope to have had intercourse with most (if not all) of you. Twice with Traumatized.
Spoony, you must kill Tim Allen to win this prize.Terraem wrote:I voted you most likely to become Santa Claus in a freak accident involving Tim Allen trying to get back together with his estranged son. Which I think is really all kinds of beauyifful.Spoony wrote:Terraem I voted you most beautifullest~
Aww, what happened?shazza wrote:Thanks dad for ruining Christmas you're the best
WhatFlicky wrote:I was told on Christmas Eve my phone has unlimited texting.
I was told just now it doesn't.
But I made like 50,000 texts in between those two time periods