AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm 17.

I type via jerking off my keyboard.
Somebody help.

What? No. I swaer to god.

I'm about 5'6.
I should be about 5'10 5'11 by the time I stop growing.

Looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels.

My topic got locked.
:c

This place has been missing something. And that's hot xxx porno links and gratuitous gay roleplaying with lots of sexual overtones AND undertones. Thisis going to be a popular topic I know. Get to it.

Distant relative to slenderman.

This forum is filled with tiny people.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor has become a part of the corrupted government.

Honestly this guy is pretty ugly too.
But by comparison, to Chris of course, he doesn't look half bad.

Ahahaha! Glorious.

I would but I don't have a means to play the first three.
Hooking my PS2 up is a bit too mch of a hassle.

Kira...I....I am dissapoint...

Added something to my sig.
Thanks Kira.