AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You were Cosmic Luigi...but now...now...Luigi was never Nefarious nor was he a bear.

Yes it was.
But it was who you were.

There's this group of people me and my waifu used to know quite well, we ditched them since their just a bunch of idiots and assholes. Well first and foremost we met them via FA, which is why this is here. There was one girl who would always steal and trace mai waifu's art, and pass it as her own; n...

What the hell, eggs not dildos.

Holy crap dude, nice!
Two rare dragon dildos.

I got two more, sweet.
And if anybody wanted a look at mine...
Look at my scroll my scroll is amazin' give it a click. Mmm it tastes just like raisin.

I use to drop my game boy like it was made out of lava and it STILL works to this very day.
Sure I have to keep it plugged in and turn it on and off to get it started but it still works.

Wait, so....the PANK one is a male?
Of all the dragons it's the PANK one? Ahaha.
ALSO MY BABIES GROWED UP!

I'm alone at work 30 minutes passed the time I was supposed to be gone, waiting for mom to pick me up.
Guh.

You know the little twigs and sticks on the ground that they sometimes cover playgrounds with?
That kind.

Can you do the cancan?

One time I was playing outside and I tripped and fell.
It took me ten minutes before I realised I had a small chunk of wood stuck under my eyelid. I didn't cry or anything, I just casualy picked it out.
I also used to stick rocks in my nose, do I need to go into further explanation?

I shit you not. There we some other weird jobs I've read about, don't remember the rest of them.

Button nosed kids are cute, but sometimes their ugly as sin.

I think there is a legitimate job where people pay some dude to deflower their daughters.
Sweet gig.