AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fuck do I need to be invited into the secret menu of awesomeness club or can I waltz up and get it?

This morning I took my mom out to breakfast, as I do every week. When we left the resturaunt we had terrible stomach aches.
Something was up with the coffee, oh god it was delicious but it made us kind of sick.

How do I find this secret menu? DO I need a passcode? Special handshake? Ancient language that's been long forgotten by man?

Jamba Juice has a White Gummi Bear smoothie!? Holy shit I have to try this.
Oh but my favorite is still the chocolate and penutbutter smoothies.

Make us laugh Mr. Funny pants.

I forgot to hide my snowy egg. So it got sick. I'll unhide it tomorrow.
But I have one that should mature some time tonight. And two more that are gunna hatch soonish, I hope.

It is. Though I can't get to it because these little girls are being butts.

Orange is a pretty hard word to rhyme with, if not impossible.

This one?
Or the other one? Also it's a shame you can't pit your dragons against eachother.

Hurgh these things are such a pain.
Also I still want that black egg you get in the volcano. I saw one but missed my chance. Dammit.

Ahahaha! What is she 12?

Speaking of comes.
Where's the funny pictures? DAMMIT GUYS I'M BORED.

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Fix'd.

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Gryewolf wrote:Is he not talking about WoW?

Warcraft ≠ WoW (in a way)

What is this Warcraft.
I've never heard of it.

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The height of human achievement.