AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pulp is my worst enemy.

I can't get anything new for my Zen garden because I don't feel like starting a new game and I have no idea how to get any more plants without Crazy Dave's shop.

I've basically beaten the whole thing except for some minor Crazy Dave items.

Also fuck Zombotany.

Cranberry Cherry Pomegranate Orange Tangerine Apple juice.
Fucking amazing.

not joking, either, we found a Cherry Cranberry Pomegranate juice and I was like "that's fucking ridiculous, let's mix in all other fruit-this is the most delicious drink"

Exactly. And every suggestion would go in every direction at once, so he'd still be able to not look and have a suggestion picked by accident.

Also half of them right now would be DirkxJakexA-R in a robot body sex.

I just saw a commercial that referred to people who eat Ragu sauce as "Ragu users"

I then imagined someone snorting/injecting/smoking Ragu while someone walks in, they turn around and yell "I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM"

Fuck.

I KNOW HER

Yeah that article saying she didn't is from September. Unless that article is from the future and also this happens again in 7 months, she's gone.

Also wear a fatsuit.

Or not? Would it be funnier if this skinny guy went in there, ate and finished that thing, and then left?

The Skip Scramble. It's every egg based meal in one.
Don't order the Skip Scramble

Link this so that I may jaw-gape in anger.

I'm in the non-creepy subset of your legion, the seductive branch.

3 is my favorite. The main villain is Wily, and the end is a fucking rollercoaster of sad until you realize the utter absurdity of what they're saying.
1 is good, but it's definitely nowhere near the best one.
Four is so far behind in the rankings of the BN games that it actually places seventh.