AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No matter how YCobb worded "the gun was stolen" nobody could call him out on it. Had he said "my gun was stolen" it would have been lying, but nobody'd be able to call him out on it because he was the thief. It was amazing.

I was talking to SPAM behind the scenes, so I knew some of people's roles before the game ended.
And oh my fucking god, it was like watching a soap opera.

I have a dilemma. The last 3 games of VS in L4D2 I played ended with me getting kicked. I don't use my mic and hardly say anything except Thanks and No problem. I'm considerate to my allies and give them a fair share of pickup items. And I usually am 1 or 2 on the scoreboard. No one says anything t...

There are two smoothies I've been able to drink: Wildberry from Panera Bread, and my sister's mint chocolate one. (We have mint growing in our backyard, so it's extra tasty)
The second is more of a milkshake, but it has a smoothie texture.

A smoothie has to be daisies good for me to get past the texture.

Vrominelli wrote:I have the strangest urge to create an underwear topic, with a poll for "briefs, boxers, other" for what people wear.

Bad idea or VERY BAD idea?

Can't be worse than the "how do you wipe your booty" topic my brother made on VGCats once.

The princess comes from a closet portal!
A closet portal?
A closet portal!
And the loli goes into the closet portal like a dumbass.

A line I said today:
The Lorax needs to shut the fuck up so I can chop down these smelly-ass trees.

Speaking of Micheal bay, he's directing a new Ninja Turles movie.

Where they're aliens.
Teenage mutant alien ninja turtles.
TMANT

Folks, your childhoods are no longer sacred.

How fast is your connection? Bad. 75 kB/s bad. Oh fuck, I feel your pain, bro. I had one of those until last year. Can't do fucking anything without waiting for-goddamn-ever. My parents wouldn't upgrade because they thought it was viruses (yeah viruses infected our internet connection, slowing down...

Season 1 is excellent.
2-end not so much.

I'll quote my friend here:

Kingdom hearts: The tragic tale of the boy who is everyone

Oh god.
Leela.
What the fuck.

JUMP GUIDE BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO: Jump: Press space, the basic jump Crouch jump: Crouch and a split second later, jump. Gives you more height Flare Jump: I have no idea, I can't do this one Rocket Jump: Gives more height than a crouch jump, done by jumping while shooting a rocket at yo...

I'd be better if these trees outside didn't smell like a jizzy vagina. No, I'm serious. It's like, the worst scent a tree can have. And these trees are "pretty" so they're everywhere, except they're brittle, so they break apart under their own weight after 20 years like a beached whale, they smell f...