AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And I went to the year 2015 and got these cool cybernetic hand implants, so I'm alive and well.
Though talking to the past messes up the timestream, so I've been allowed to send one message back. It is as follows.

Chopstix wrote:Lynch - TurboPuns

Who's that?
(yes when confronted with death i will nitpick)

Oh, dear, I appear to have been caught stealing jewelry with a pair of fine red silk gloves you could have sworn were on your nightstand a few hours ago. Yeah there's no use trying to cobble together an excuse story, you got me. For the record though, my tentativeness to lynch Kamak wasn't mafia-iss...

Sol Reaper wrote:How long have you had it and how expensive was it?

2 years, $20.
It sat unused and unopened in a closet, still stuck in the unopenable clamshell wrapping.

Mete wrote:Next you're going to tell me it doesn't have any extra mouse buttons either

Left, Right, Wheel, And wheelclick.

This mouse makes me want to harm things.

Whatever I want it to do, it does the exact opposite.
I click, it doubleclicks, I sclick, it doesn't click, I doubleclick, it singleclicks and then decides not to register the second one.
Don't even get me STARTED on click+drag.

Clyve wrote:[img]boner[/img]

Holy shit, there wasn't a single "le" in there.

I use the Fedora/Billycock (I think) on my Spy. I want the rose, just so he can be a classy, classy man.

Mister Dingles has a herpes sig.
This is far funnier than it needs to be.

I'm fairly sure I could sell these people where I live anything so long as I cover it in enough Old Bay.
I may need to experiment with this and a box of laxative powder. [in my mind ]

I don't know if I was actually doing well, or if the server I was on sucked, or if the new computer actually caused me to do better, but I tore shit up. Topping the scoreboard as a Pyro.

Sol Reaper wrote:You talking about TeamViewer?

Need_Runes4 wrote:Or Synchroneyes?

LANSchool.
Just after I posted that he blocked Firefox. I wasn't in his class by then.

My science teacher has admitted that he watches my computer screen using the school program that lets teachers control student computers, more than other people's THat's just creepy. Couldn't that be considered an invasion of privacy? The program itself or him watching me? Because the program itsel...

My science teacher has admitted that he watches my computer screen using the school program that lets teachers control student computers, more than other people's
THat's just creepy.

Let me find something real quick and I'll show you a medigun I made once. EDIT: Found it. http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595817638476578098/558899AA24269406135625C7F7A163C8362300A7/ Clearly balanced because no random critical hits. Kritzkrieg grants crits you know. By the way, that brings the he...

Asshole shade removal: complete.