AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah my version looked like shit so I decided "screw it"

Galaxy Man wrote:sickness begets sickness

I got a cold from someone at school.
On top of my allergies.
These worked together to produce bronchitis.
Several years in a row.

Sol Reaper wrote:Or maybe Macs don't care for your frivolous attempts to use them for your entertainment.

Or maybe it's a piece of shit, who knows.

Well, the mac one has an option for telling you a joke.
THe command seems not to work, or it doesn't like my voice or something, because it doesn't seem to work.

Different subject: I've always liked the idea of having some kind of AI in your computer that you could talk to and it'd respond to chatter or take orders and open/close folders & programs and go to websites you tell it to go to. I'm pretty sure macs have this built in. You can even set it to respo...

I don't see how you can go very wrong with skim milk. It's pretty much all I drink, aside from my two sodas a week. ANYWAY Skype keeps kicking me out of group calls for only one group. Every time I join it. And it then decides to try and call me back in repeatedly, with the same results after re-ent...

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Is the armor a corn chip and two dimes, or something?

saximaphone wrote:I'd like to point out that this is the same school system that is changing to 6 day cycles.
No semesters, just all your classes in one long year and all your exams at once.
No parent board approval required.

This sounds like something out of the fifth Lemony Snicket book.

Just because we don't have a troll in the main 12 who doesn't have that blood color, doesn't mean it's rare. Remember, Karkat has blood that should have been lime green, but isn't because Weird Plot Shit. When were we told Karkat's blood color should have been lime-green? It would make plenty of se...

TurboPunz is the cousin who always shows up with a different lover each time.
It's the eyebrows, I can't help it.

Just because we don't have a troll in the main 12 who doesn't have that blood color, doesn't mean it's rare. Remember, Karkat has blood that should have been lime green, but isn't because Weird Plot Shit.

Oh that one.
That is quite possibly the best thing Moffat ever wrote for Doctor Who.

Madican.
That is when you run.
That is when you teargas the place.

No area has any business having that many wasps.

Bees. Bees are fucking terrifying. They fly around making an unnerving buzzing noise, and if you get them angry they will stab you with a poison spear. Bumble and honeybees I can deal with. I'm probably more scared of wasps than I am falling or something common. You don't even have to provke a wasp,...

People at my lunch table started talking about such delightful topics as the Human Centipede and vaginal leakage.

I left the room and ate in my next classroom.