AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's an issue.
Work on it.

Homestuck isn't in Homestuck, it's the Midnight Crew for the first kids, and Problem Sleuth 2 for the second.

That was my first impression too.
I was then lost in the grey tits.

Sol Reaper wrote:My laptop is a steaming pile of horse shit.

Do NOT get me started on laptops.

It's indicating the many chins that somehow arose from eating too many apples.

All that shit from earlier, my brother is still being a hypocritical bastard (hey nick i'm going to talk for 10 minutes about things you don't care about then act all bratty when you do the same) and my phone won't stop making the "charge me" noise even though it is currently on the charger, fully c...

This picture is an accurate portrayal of my feelings:

Yes please.

Mostly I just want to go home so I can cry.

Checklist of the day's major events Laptop doesn't turn on "Help" Desk decides to replace entire hard drive, removing an entire year's worth of work, rather than reinstalling the OS like they should have Breakdown in lunch because I've lost a year's worth of work Unable to get any work back due to m...

RUSSIA WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
NOOOOOO

Help desk decided to give me a new harddrive for a failing OS and not bother trying to transfer any data whatsoever, rather than doing the smart thing and reinstalling the OS. I just lost 3 years worth of High School work because of their incompetence. EDIT: Oh, and they blame me for the OS's corrup...

Blitz Walrus wrote:

Friend posted this on facebook. been laughing for weeks now.

I laughed.

Then I imagined someone just
Salting a butt
Just pouring it on there

Then I laughed so hard I bodaciously could not breathe.

This may have something to do with sleep deprivation.

Let me list how I violated these rules! Skype, Steam, several emulators, Pesterchum, Pidgin, Minecraft, Portal, portal 2, Plants Vs. Zombies, Galcon Fusion, Terminal In breaking the one about permissions, I accidentally changed my computer name from "13TurboPunz-####" to "TurboPunz's computer," I th...

I found an online copy of the technology agreement I signed when I got my laptop this year.

Let me put checkmarks next to the things I've done this year alone, in just the hacking section.



FUCK YOUR RULES

Bingo!