AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah, it's a 75% chance, and the only night I was Tiger'd was 3.
The mafia has no way of knowing who I go after, though so saving Bacon was just a chance thing.

In all fairness, it took me 3 times to see it :P

Also, I'm going to have to lynch Darkin
Because obviously if we're both claiming prosecutor, then we're going to vote for each other.

If I'd gone to prom I'd have so many pictures of my inevitably spiffy suit, you have no idea.

I got a full night's sleep for once.
Sucks it was at 7PM, though. Ah, well, feels good to be rested.

My favorite part is the watermark.

I only ship one thing, which is Kanaya <> Karkat.
There's not even any sex to be found in this pairing, so you know I suck at shipping!

I fell asleep at around 7PM. Woke up at 3 AM. Now I can't decide whether to go back to bed now, wake up early and take a shower then. Or take a shower now and go back to bed. (and now i realize how first world problemy this is. WHEN DO I USE MY GALLONS OF CLEAN WATER AND WHEN DO I USE MY LARGE COMFO...

Shit, I go to take a nap and you all vote to kill me off. And someone else claims my role, which is Prosecutor. Notice how I pretty much never shut up about the Prosecutor, I was trying to subtly indicate that I was him via mentioning it over and over. I joined those bandwagons because there was no ...

I'm nearly at 2k if I remember correctly?

I burp.
Assholes in front of me laugh heartily and stare at me, waiting for my next move.

What in the flying fuck is so goddamn funny about burping?

D-vid wrote:My name is a Wrestler name me and my friends made up when we were into that stuff.

Also D-ick

Dick-Vid

Your name is a porno now.

>Enderdragon Chests (Don't do anything yet) Either you're wrong, or this function is coming later. Surround an Eye of Ender with eight obsidian. It creates a single chest which cannot be made into a double chest, but all Ender chests synchronize. Put a block of diamond in one, and take it back out ...

There is no bad word in my name to replace with dick.
TurboDick (avatar.gif)
DickPunz