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Pokemon.

God fucking damnit, it took me 15 minutes to figure out how to do that.

Why do you call it soccer?

Just call it football like a real person.

I'd do that, but then a bunch of fags would think I'm talking about handegg.

Who is that?

Exeres wrote: Austria?

Nope, nice try.

Played soccer today. Me and 4 other guys who don't play soccer versus 5 guys who do play soccer. We kicked their asses . I feel pretty amazing at the moment, even though I have a giant blister on my foot and muscle ache from hell.

I think it basically boils down to: don't hit anyone, unless you really have no other option. Since women are less likely to physically assault you then men, you are very unlikely to end up in a situation where you have to hit a woman. Edit: Hm, I thought about this some more and have come to the fo...

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Only one other person on this forum will get this.

I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong Fapping in the shower takes double or even triple as long for me to finish for some reason :psyduck: . It's probably due to the warm water, that d...

asdfaafsd, I spent 5 whole minutes staring at that and I still can't figure out how it works.

When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.

You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.

Curse ye, and curse the forum for for some reason not showing your post.

Hah, I love how anonymous tries to idealise themselves sometimes.