AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It loads instantly, but is filled with trojans and snuff movies that kill your computer and get the feds after you.
Can't think of an interesting wish, uh...


I wish I pass all my exams.

Granted, but you still age. All your friends and relatives die around you, while you become crippled with age. After little more than 100 years, you'll lay immobile, waiting for death.

I wish for a legitimate, legal 500 euro bill.

Someone is going to have fun with this:

I wish for world peace.

*headdesk*

irony =/= sarcasm


Irony requires a grasp of context and an understanding of... oh god why am I even bothering.

DND, I love you man, but I didn't pick up on the irony in your first post either.

So, decided to ask the forum's opinion on an issue again. Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but w/e. So, my best bud and I have been friends for 12 years. We know each other well and always get along. Now there is this girl, a good friend of ours, who we've known for more then 3 years. ...

Man, how bad is it that I still think it's hilarious?

It looks like the exact same joke to me, only with a few panels missing

It's much darker toned that way.

Man, I'm late but,

Saximaphone wrote: It's obvious that one is wrong... but which one?

They are both wrong. Over-obsessing over fiction in either way is never right.

I think it's pretty normal to worry about things like this, they have a big impact on your life. If you do turn out to be transsexual, that's A-okay, but you shouldn't feel bad about being a tad worried about it.

I do.

Succulently, he licks the cheetos dust of his finger. He glances up to the picture of the girl he likes, but who want grant him even a mere look. A single tear makes it's way towards his massive chin. His chair creaks as he shifts his weight, threatening to collapse under the pressure. Suddenly a sh...

I'm so manly, chicks squeeze my cheeks while going "oooo, who's a good boy".

Not really the response I was looking for, but I'll take what I can get I guess xD. Thanks.

Is it accompanied by dizziness? It sounds a bit like blood rushing from you head by getting up too fast after sitting down for too long.

Apparently, which is why I was surprised.