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Why does my hair only ever look good the day before I'm getting it cut.

Also the English language really needs different words for head-hair and not-head-hair.

Is the indentation screwed up, or is the code all mixed up, or does it just not compile anymore?
If it's the last one, pasting it might have added invisible characters. Try opening your code in Notepad++ and making it display every character (in View->Show symbols).

My father has always had a bad hearing and he's always made a point of blaming other people for not talking loud enough or mumbling, usually in an insulting manner. Except I talk the same way with everyone and he's the only one who's ever had trouble understanding me. Maybe if we had ever been able ...

Halloween was a Celtic thing originally. You'd have to find a Norse equivalent to make it popular, like sending your kids out to burn churches and pillage Europe for candy.

It might mitigate their reaction if you tell them you're agnostic instead.

Isn't arthritis caused by a lack of collagen in your articulations? You could try eating food with more collagen in it, or get some of those collagen supplements they sell in drug stores and see if that helps. For some reason I thought you lived in Canada (until I dug out the AZ People Map) so this ...

I just reread Lackadaisy from the beginning because it had been so long since the previous update the latest one left me confused. Not complaining. It gets even better every time.

I went to my sister's place yesterday so she could make adjustments to the tuque she knitted for me last year and I suppose my mother knew I was going to because she had brought my sister some socks she bought for me (??) . I assume that's a way to tell me she does want to get closer after all. Last...

That lazy asshole needs to be reported. He spent the whole day after that class trying to figure out how to make it work with another teacher and they came up with vague suggestions of things to change that might make it work from time to time. Then he sent us a message to tell us to get everything...

Another problem both nations face is that people tend to vote against change in general. This. Part of the problem is also that the separatist party (PQ) members are constantly fighting against each others over what their other policies should be, who should be the leader and when they should do an...

There were ten huge wild turkeys in the driveway when I came back home a few minutes ago and they just casually walked away as I drove in and they're still hanging out on my lawn.
Too bad I can't find my father's camera.

I'm studying for a Statstics exam I have tomorrow and the exercises the teacher picked were taken from a Humanities textbook so half of the solutions are actually "Many answers are acceptable, come see me to know if yours is." "Social sciences", he snickered, laughing alone, clinging desperately to ...

This class This fucking class The teacher expected us to get ourselves a working Android emulator between today and last week's class despite not explaining a single thing, and for one hour straight now he has been ignoring questions because he's trying and failing to make his own emulator work on h...