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[Citation Needed] wrote:That was a work of art.

Not just a work of art

It was a masterpiece

It wasnt supposed to be a serious story, just a joke, really.

But whatever

I actually was thinking the exact same thing earlier

The point is that I have an extreme hate for preachy people.

Im thinking of making a short story called "A Day in the Life of My Worst Nightmare". Its about me having to live in a world where everyone is really dogmatic and religious and preachy. Everyone has Bible quotes as their facebook status.

It would be like living in Texas all over again.

For some reason I feel like playing De Blob all of the sudden

I had the strangest dream last night. Its a normal day, until my dick falls off. Thats right. My dick falls off. I feel this sudden weight in my underpants (though I wear boxers irl in the dream i was wearing briefs), and so I go to the bathroom and look and see my detached dick just lying there. I ...

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Im making a church for my little town right now I wanted it to be white, like many churches are, so im using sheep wool to build it. Im also using diamond, gold, and iron blocks to make stained glass windows. The windows are looking much better than I expected. Theres also a small graveyard in the b...

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LE HAS BEEN REVEALED AND HUSSIE BECOMES MORE META

hey look its Jack's fourth wall

Jade has it