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All of them is too much, but marijuana is by far the most used and not extremely harmful. I think legalizing that would cut a great part of drug cartels income. Marijuana is less harmful than alcohol. When is the last time you heard someone dying of marijuana poisoning? Not the greatest argument in...

>shove the carcass down the hole

>put art on your back and climb up.

Syobon wrote:All of them is too much, but marijuana is by far the most used and not extremely harmful. I think legalizing that would cut a great part of drug cartels income.

Marijuana is less harmful than alcohol. When is the last time you heard someone dying of marijuana poisoning?

>A single canoe floats determinedly towards the island. Jack Rumbel and his loyal bear compatriot, Art, paddle towards Isla del Guerrero with a steely look in their eyes. Slowly but surely they get closer and closer to the island. Nearing the scattered battleship hulls, Art smells something and mot...

Bat credit card!

I liked Zelda 2. I do not think there is a bad Zelda game. CD-i Zeldas do not count, of course. Which weren't actually made by nintendo. I sold Wind Waker because being asked to find the pieces of the Triforce by finding the maps to find the pieces and taking every single one of them to Tingle then...

Dildo Bat!

The lengths Volition is going to is amazing

Sometimes I wonder whether or not Mexico would be open to the US Military going in and wiping out the cartels. They're right on our border and frequently cross into the US with horrific effects, so there's just cause to stamping them out. Hell just recently a man was fleeing two hitmen from the car...

You see your chance and slash at his achilles tendons. He yells something stereotypically piratey and manages to wobble to the edge of the ship before he falls into the sea. STAGE COMPLETE! You have acquired: Giant Pirate Cutlass Giant Bottle of Pirate Rum Next time it's your turn you choose where ...

My church used to be good, but it's about to implode because the committee of "Elders" keep trying to simultaneously make the church into a megachurch (while in a budget crisis) while driving away every last one of the old regulars (which creates the budget crisis), my family included. The pastor d...

Our love cannot be if you do not worship Cthulhu

Cause there isn't enough demand for it.

Y'all should link yer theme songs

I just shot marvin in the face!