AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Santa VS The Martians Two children learn about the meaning of christmas by getting kidnapped and forced into child labor.

You are horribly disfigured in a car crash.
I wish for my room to be clean.

Granted! Global warming wipes out life as we know it.

I wish I weren't as subtle as a brick to the face.

Granted. You lead a miserable existence married to someone you don't love with a minimum wage job always wondering what could have been.
I wish I weren't so forgetful.

Granted! The art now looks like it was done by a 3 year-old.
I wish for some new scissors.

The person above you makes a wish, and you take the roll of a jackass genie. Say how you would grant the wish in such a way as to give exactly what is asked for, but not what is wanted. Then, make your own wish for the next Jackass Genie. For example: I wish for a million dollars. Jackass genie: Gra...

Dorbelle, that's really awesome.

Also:

People who haven't played pokemon gold/silver won't get this.
Constructive criticism is appreciated.

Constructive criticism is appreciated.

Hilda didn't go to the doctor because her wounds had stopped bleeding and she didn't want to bother him. Instead, she went to her room and went to sleep.

Hilda, seeing the redhead was the first to be in danger, ran toward one of the zombies that was moving toward him. She slammed her tail against the back of the zombie and stood on top of it so that it couldn't get up. Then she removed the helmet and swung her axe at the head. The axe, meeting surpri...

The redhead handed Hilda another axe. Why is he being so nice? Hilda thought, though she did feel better with two axes to chop at the zombies than one. To be honest, the only thing keeping her here and not running away as fast as she could was the fact that if the zombies got out, there probably wou...

((Good point.)) "I took it's axe, and I think the other kid was keeping it from moving." Hilda replied. "Then you took the other axe and chopped at the armor with it. Then the other kid used his telekinetic powers to explode it." Hilda then took out the axe that she was eating earlier and started to...

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