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Heyyy do any of you guys own domains? Who is your host?

Or he pinched a nerve and would benifit from a chiropractor.

Which is probably most likely what happened

Oh forgot to mention that also when I was a kid I thought that everyone was religious and there were only two religions - Pentecost (what I am/was/is/whatever) and Catholicism. My entire family was either Pentecostal or Catholic, and in my town everyone was Catholic, so it made sense. I was so incre...

I remember back when I was in pre-school, and my mom was picking me up early. The woman at the desk was black. I asked her "Why are you brown?" My mom must have had a field day with dealing with that. I was a very outspoken and loud child at times and I lived in a predominantly black neighbourhood....

Didn't Science Bill get banned?

I have had such an awful day I went to Tuxedo Mask's after work and ended up being shitty and made him feel shitty Then I came home and tried to sleep but couldn't so I got on aim to apologize to him and hope he'd make me feel better but he just dropped to play Marvel I really really really do not w...

D-vid wrote:Computer is male in German. A car is a neutral thing.

True - I was referring to Spanish which is what is mostly taught/spoken here as a second language (or first in some cases.)

But isn't computer feminine in most languages though?

I'm not really sure...i guess it's my englishness coming out but I have a hard time thinking of my computer as feminine when it's a big black/red battle tank of beastliness named Trogdor. I really only have assigned genders to my computer and my car - both masculine because my computer is the aforem...

The illusion is shattered

Ahh, to go back to the days when $100 was a lot of mon-

...Oh right I work a minimum wage job for only 9 hours a week. $100 is still a lot of cheddar.

What tops it for me is that it's not like they don't trust me to have Kyle here by ourselves and do whatever it is we need to do...it's that "it doesn't look good." So basically the only reason I cannot get shit done with Tuxedo Mask's help when my parents aren't home is because SOMEONE MIGHT SEE US...

Valbrandur wrote:If they'd have truly wished for being human faced boners, they be fucked up in the head.

Oh dear god the mental images

When I was little I would sleep on my back because I was scared if I turned one way a crawfish would pinch me and if i turned the other a crab would pinch me. Also I would freak out if a mosquito buzzed around my head at night and run screaming into my parents' room insisting that bees were trying t...

It is also the most delicious freshwater crustacean Mine is from some old as fuck videogame that I actually found again recently for like $15 at a used/rare/out of print game store in the mall. I actually really dislike this name now but I've been using it for upwards of 10 years so it probably won'...

No, I'm stuck here with a list of shit I need to do and nobody to help me do it

The list includes stuff like "take down and move my 500lb fish tank downstairs and into the garage" and "erect 50lb bookshelf" and I can only deadlift like 20lbs, if that.

Yet another Thursday that could have been productive ruined because my parents have to go somewhere and LORD FORBID I have a boy in my house when they're not home