AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It melted through several Warhammer figures. Elaborate. Please elaborate. Obviously it was the Steely Dan. May as well be He put it up in his closet on top of/half inside (?) a box containing Warhammer figurines Several months later he remembered it and went to find it (to pull a prank,) and discov...

I own a few pairs of those and I looove them they're suuuper comfy <3 Don't they give you wedgies? D: I have problems with getting little bumps on the .....that...tendon right in the inside of your thigh where it connects to your pelvis...from my undies because of the seam and everyone tells me to ...

I'd read it Tuxedo Mask's best friend bought him a dildo as a birthday present several years ago. He still has it. Somewhere. It melted through several Warhammer figures. Then the friend kinda got offended when Kyle gave him an equally awkward present for his birthday the next year. Like really? Did...

He looks like attractive dude to me haha

You both do

This forum needs to stop being so hot

I feel kind of bad posting after that but So Tuxedo Mask asked me to make this super special complicated and delicious rainbow cake that takes like 2 hours to mix and bake and I have ruined it I mean...it tastes good...but I didn't have any crisco to grease the pan and my dad told me to use nonstick...

linked for butts Like these? Those are called boyshorts and vary from bodaciously like...girl boxers to those.

I had a pair and wanted to like them so bad but they gave me the worst wedgies, ugh. I like my undies ON my butt not IN it thank you

Baking Tuxedo Mask's birthday cake

It's rainbow cake

It takes an hour and a half to bake

It has 3 cups of sugar and 5 eggs in it

Do not even look at it if you're diabetic

But oh my god it is the best cake you will ever taste

But the food almost makes up for it

Man I miss LA sometimes :<



I hate warm Christmases :< I want last year, where it was like 20 degrees and iced over.

I've actually only met two people from Arkansas and they were both wonderful, educated, and very intelligent people (even if they did talk with a deep drawl haha.) Honestly the only stereotype about Arkansas I've heard is that everyone's inbred haha x: But I don't think anyone really believes that -...

Gonna have a drop a night at work because of my last class next year

I already only work 6 hours a week.

Uguugguughghghjghn kdjfh osfgj'

Will my cheddar problems never cease :<

brb sobbing forever

No, I just got to the elevator (haven't gone into the machine room though) in the sanctum and figured that was a good spot to stop as it's after 1am here and i am all jumpy

holy SHIT amnesia is scary and like. GOOD scary. not this bullshit screamer scary. it is legit "I don't want to leave my room to get a drink because my house is dark and it's windy and raining outside" terrifying. A+ GAME I really don't play horrors a lot because I find them kind of annoying but I a...

just in time for my party to start ho ho ho

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