AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The first time I fought him I was seroiusly sitting there laughing hysterically at how STUPID he looked. I was expecting something much more menacing after all the dream sequences...but nope. He was a copper-plated derp....THING that shimmies on his stomach and has the jiggliest toes I've ever seen.

For most people the first couple of days are the heaviest/most painful, so seems pretty normal to me

Yeah those things are huge hahaha

That picture seems to make them look BIGGER to me, so I'm wondering how big your cars are Fauche

Plan B is really rough on your body and can actually make you infertile if you use it too much/often. There are plenty of non-hormonal birth controls like paragard, if you can afford them/your insurance will cover it, but honestly the regular pill isn't really that big of a deal for most women. I d...

It...is still a really good idea to wash clothes because they'll actually start harbouring bacteria and all that good stuff and smell awful. The solution is to not dry your clothes in the dryer. Hang them up in a room, preferably with a fan on, and let them air-dry. I only dryer-dry a small fraction...

I didn't really mean it in the sense of a limit, more that I'm just really picky. I know it's a good thing for me to be picky, it's just that sometimes I spend too much time thinking about things that could've happened instead of just living in the moment and taking life as it comes. I guess I just...

My tiddies got 2 cup sizes bigger when I got on a normal-hormone pill from a low-hormone pill...the low one put me up to a C - then I went off of it because it made me sick, and I went down to a B again. Got back on another brand because my periods went whacky again and now I'm at a D :[ :[ :[ Plan ...

oh dear god what does half-price turkey club cover in other new i bought proletariats for my car and i am so excited/nervous because these will be the first I'VE paid for (dad bought me dequential taillights two years ago for christmas,) and even though they're just small ones - taillight trims and ...

I became pseudo-lactose intolerant for a couple of months due to some stuff going on with my stomach in general (couldn't eat before a certain time, always felt nauseated after eating but always hungry etc) and omg it sucked so bad :< Soymilk just doesn't cut it for me.

I.......may need to bookmark that website o___o That first jacket is....unf.



I appear to have an infection in my leg and while it is getting better it's still all tender and hurts when I walk :<

I knew that wasn't on the specibi list for no reason~

I think he means norm for guys?? Idk, I think if they'd just try it they'd really like the feeling of smooth legs, especially if you have a partner who also shaves their legs. It is truly a wonderful thing.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:No it's not like, using strategy to fuck girls. One part of the game is making war and the other part is seducing/ fucking your allies and/ or enemies.

Sounds like every Hetalia fanfiction ever

That makes like no sense at all but I guess if you just stand there and don't do anything you should be ok? haha Glad they aren't kicking you out or anything :[ I've heard of too many stories of that happening in both your situation or the opposite. It's especially rough if said religious is particu...

Best friend's dad died while I was out of state Tonight is my first class this semester and I am so not looking forward to it Also I scratched myself on the inside of my nose somehow in the night while I slept and oh my god it hurts so bad. I keep yawning because It hurts too bad to really YAWM beca...