AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i've been pretty much craving champagne so Tuxedo Mask bought some while we were grocery shopping today we drank the entire bottle (more or less,) in about 30 minutes or so and he got buzzed but i didn't i've never had any substantial amount of alcohol before. only a sip of this, a small glass of th...

i haven't been able to sleep all week

my mouse wheel was broken and rattling but i fixed it two days ago and i still cannot sleep. i'm so so tired but i just cannot fall asleep and i don't know why :[

Have you ever tried them? In my experience they're really tight on my crotch, until I breka them in. nooooooo because the only person i know who wears them is Tuxedo Mask and wearing his undies is weird i just kind of assume they gotta have some extra fabric there to start with and it wouldn't be s...

I know that much, but regardless, I still need new eyes. If I have to be halfway across the street to clearly read a well printed sign then I clearly need better eyes. I wish I could still see signs from halfway across the street :[ I have to be like 6 inches from them to be able to see them with a...

yeah i want something like that but tailored for the ladies, without saggy crotches etc

maybe i should just buy me some spandex booty shorts and wear them as undies

is there such a thing as ladyboxers and where can i get them i don't mean like boyshorts, i mean like literal little shorts that have legs to them that are fitted like panties and won't make horrible red bumps in the bend of my thighs ; ; I think they do make the longer variety, more like men's box...

^ sorry, i can't see her booty from here S'okay, I don't take pictures of myself either. But that's just so you guys don't realize that I'm Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf. Crap, now I have to eat all of you. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o8z1a7R91r1iip1o2_500.gif I rarely take pictures of myself...

but local car commercials are just hilarious! pretty much any kind of local or network commercial is hilarious. the comcast ones are ok but omg the cox ones are just AWFUL and they use the best early 2000s 3D animation ever boy i wish i could stop getting the creative urges at midnight gog dammit i ...

KITTY

he looks kinda derpy though ahhaha



i feel like the only person who never takes pictures of myself here haha. i don't have a webcam on my desktop and mirror photos suckkk

i'm never wearing/doing anything interesting anyway

i love tabasco in my food

any food

all food

i'm cajun god dammit



but oh my god it is VILE by itself

is there such a thing as ladyboxers and where can i get them

i don't mean like boyshorts, i mean like literal little shorts that have legs to them that are fitted like panties and won't make horrible red bumps in the bend of my thighs ; ;

haha yeah most of my underwear are BRIGHTASS colours because fuck boring haha. i think the plainest i have is one black bra. most of my swinsuits are less interesting than my underwear :P i don't know many girls who wear skin-toned undies either? we like it to be exciting under our clothes. edit: ye...

I fear I am becoming too comfortable with people seeing my body Almost stripped in my maths class because it was too hot and our school can't afford proper a/c I keep making Tuxedo Mask's brother uncomfortable because he'll ask me if I'm decent before he comes around the curtain in their room and t...

That sounds...obnoxious? We have Fall semester (mid-August to Christmas) and Spring semester (January to mid-May,) with Summer 1 being like June to mid-July and Summer 2 being mid-July to August with summer semesters being pretty optional as all your degree plans are arranged in a Fall and Spring se...

^ Summer? You can take summer classes if you want though, at most places.