AWKWARD ZOMBIE

discovered $100 missing from my savings account last night. was withdrawn thursday and nobody told me about it. thanks guys that's just MY cheddar YOU'RE TAKING WITHOUT TELLING ME. i don't have a job and i need that a lot more than you do with your fancy booty office job also i just ...really hate f...

Myk wrote:i thought cone bras were out of style

it doesn't appear she is wearing a bra at all

my first boyfriend was my best friend for like 5 years...then he went to religious college and turned into a GIANT ASSHOLE. oh my god it was awful. i miss our friendship but i would only want to be friends with the guy he was originally, not the dick he turned into. we dated almost a year. current b...

grauuahuhrgsi so everyone knows the video of the two tuxedo cats trying to eat and they're wobbling all over the place right I SURE WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING THEY'RE LOOPY ON ANAESTHESIA. two minutes of searching on youtube will reveal they're actually cats that have a neurological disorder wher...

so tired of putting up with my parents' shit

i need out

I citadel one of those scenarios where her SO wakes up next to her and doesn't recognize her

Apparently Gmail has a fucking NAMES POLICY. Meaning it restricts you from what you can put as your real-life name. That's just, really stupid. I can understand filtering things like "fuck" and "shit", and especially for usernames, but you can't really say that something can not be someone's name, ...

i never post pictures of me haha


ty lee decided this was her wheel and azula needed to gtfo

Got called back to volunteer at an animal shelter today! I'm going to pet so many kittens. It's going to be hard because I'm going to want to take one home so badly. you should try working at one for a year and half :P luckily my shelter doesn't keep kittens in the facility, they all go with a fost...

i'm not really worried. he does enough weird shit that i'll be genuinely surprised because i'm already so used to not knowing what he'll come up with next haha. i'm not the kind of person who gets all aflutter the minute he brings home a bottle of champagne and cooks me dinner.

>shazza's boyfriend gets her measured for ring >tells her next day that he's going to jewellery store >invites her out to fancy dinner >gets band to play 'their song' >brings out small box >shazza is teeming with excitement as to what is to come >bf gets down on one knee >opens box >"I got us ticke...

i've been expecting him to for a while because he's not sneaky or subtle and i don't think he's trying to be haha but i totally was not expecting him to look at the rings i have on my pinkie and say "you should go to a jeweler and find out your ring size. of this finger (grabs my ring finger.) like ...

Tuxedo Mask told me in like these exact words to go to the jeweler and find out my ring size. like. today. what also i've never seen any madagascar movie but the last two haven't looked interesting to me at all. i feel like its turning into one of those "you should stop" franchises that dreamworks s...

just fyi, if you ever want to get me to do something for you, DON'T FUCKING NAG ME ABOUT IT. IT PRETTY MUCH MAKES ME WANT TO NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU EVER AGAIN.

WHY DOES MY MOTHER STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THIS

i am rennovating a cat tree i took from my old job

i just spent a couple hours removing the carpet

my right hand is in so much pain ; ;

i took a bath and it felt like it was burning even when i put it in lukewarm water

help