AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i think you're taking what she said a little too seriously

Crisp wrote:Irs 11 here today.

Too warm

it was almost 90 monday

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

getting tired of people telling me and my fiancé we're too young to get married seriously how rude can you be. we are both old enough to drink alcohol, sign legal documents and fight and die for our country. but marriage isn't possible for two mature, working, college degree-bearing adults? fuck off...

i am so glad i still know the password for my old dA accounts :D

i am very disappointed that cupcake wine doesn't actually taste like cupcakes

it is delicious, but not cupcake delicious :[

i find the party scene dreadfully dull and i've never met a single interesting person who was a part of it. the least interesting people in the scene are those who believe you have to get shitfaced to have fun. i like to remember my weekends and not wake up in bed with some random dude and a sore bu...

Dire wrote:Butt Stallion says "Hi'

why is there a bandit weapon at jack's feet

why did he allow that into his hidey hole

my main (ihaveamicrophone) got infected :[ PLEASE do not go to my tumblr page (seeing my posts on your dashboard is fine it seems,) but as soon as you visit the page of an infected blog you will get a popup that says "The pages is requesting that you confirm your action" or something similar, and th...

I gathered that's what I'm "supposed to do" because I have a friend who does it all the time, and he's insanely known by everyone. Meanwhile I have to keep introducing myself. It's fucked. if that isn't the scene you like then why are you trying to be friends with people who are into this scene? li...

several items of clothing and towels have been mysteriously smelling like cat pee the past week and i've a sneaking suspicion this time shinji isn't to blame :/ i've found 3 pieces of clothing that had been peed on today. one pair of pants i'd had lying on the floor, another pair of pants that were ...

I gathered that's what I'm "supposed to do" because I have a friend who does it all the time, and he's insanely known by everyone. Meanwhile I have to keep introducing myself. It's fucked. if that isn't the scene you like then why are you trying to be friends with people who are into this scene? li...

guess who may or may not be slightly tipsy

hint its me

i dont understand how i can down half a bottle of champagne and feel nothing but a glass and half of chardonnay has my head rushing




in other news i dont particularly like the feeling of having a motion blur following my head :[

the weirdest sounds are coming from my neighbours' house i think i can't really tell where they're coming from i just hear it all from my left ear which faces their yard

poor artemis, spent all his cheddar on nano..flake things, got booted off the fictional 15

dafuq are shift codes

i seriously just logged in one day and YAY HERE HAVE 10 KEYS, and then when i made my siren they gave me 10 on her as well.