AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh my god being an artist and working for a business person who doesn't really care about design too much is SO frustrating sometimes my boss occasionally makes me want to throw things and he does this by looking at something i've made and says "change it so that it repeats itself like 30 times and ...

i heard the noise in my head when i saw the image

i have nothing else to add. i plan on sleeping in and then play games all day friday

my fiance and i are still mushy omg. always hugging/holding hands and occasionally one of us will get overwhelmed with wub and end up just like curled up around the other person making little cat noises or some shit hahaa. and usually the other person isn't quite feeling it that much so one of us en...

i thread one of these things regularly:



and if it doesn't look like much, look at this bigger version: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4145/5207 ... 0a05_b.jpg

that little tp thing would be nothing to me haha

it's all about finding that muscle and exercising it...it's hard to find it at first though sometimes. it's a muscle attached to part of your jaw that moves when you smile and sometimes when you clench your teeth. it runs from the corner of your jawline up into the side of your head. so if you can f...

i can like...move them in all directions haha. when i was younger i pretended to be a cat a lot and developed this ability to simulate "pricking" my ears and rotating them around to hear something to the side/behind me better. now it's involuntary; when i'm paying attention my ears go up and if i'm ...

yeah i used to have crazy heavy/unpredictable periods so i stocked up on plain black undies for that week :P obv if they're just gross i'll toss them regardless but a little accident was virtually undetectable after a wash.

You mean last week? "your waistline is up here ! *hikes pants up 3 inches*" well technically our waist IS up there. "waist" meaning the smallest part of your torso - or if you're particularly curvy, the point where your elbow sits should you press them to your sides with your hands out. Also your h...

wait you mean not everyone can do that? i've always been able to move my ribs around willingly, as can my fiance. i just kinda figured it was a think anyone could do provided they found their ...rib muscles. whatever those are called. then again i have the ability to isolate and individually move al...

Having a library in your home is pretty swag though. when i grown up and build a house it's going to have a small bookshelf full of my fiance's shitty programming books, but it'll be a secret doorway to my personal library which will have a window seat like this: http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/u...

which is worse: sagging pants, or mom jeans?

TheStranger wrote:I slept like 6 hours last night, but Im still exhausted today.

you need 8 hours :D


also lubbock omg in texas right? that place is completely empty i dont understand. pretty much anything up there is empty except amarillo i guess idk i dont remember going through it on my journey to the midwest

one of my neighbours/my best friends' grandma had one of those :D except luckily i never got to see the hole itself because she had a voicebox in it with a button she had to press every time she wanted to talk and she sounded like microsoft sam it was incredibly unnerving; i hated going over to thei...

dunno if i already posted here but i don't really watch many LPs; i mostly like the commentary/review type shows Two Best Friends Play (their only realy lps are on their personal channel, thesw1tcher,) JonTron, Egoraptor, and thus Game Grumps, PeanutButterGamer...uh i honestly don't know :[ after i ...