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i have never come so close to hating another human being as much as i have my neighbours they are so inconsiderate and rude and horrible and they take horrible care of their dog who barks all night because they throw her out in the freezing cold half the reason i look forward to moving is because i ...

i always found it weird when you meet a guy and his name is like Steve Takahashi haha

to nullify the risk of pregnancy or UTI til our wedding since i'm still supposed to be a virgin and another UTI would be just as suspicious as buying a pregnancy test, to my parents. Wait, what? extremely religious parents :D and you're like 90% more likely to get a UTI from sex than anything else ...

i gottt - two lacy cami tank tops - a measuring bowl - measuring cups - a set of scissors for every use imaginable - a toolset (by proxy; it was my fiance's gift) - a projector like to play games on haha (by proxy) - two silver deer figurines - subway gift card - a 100g tolberone - how to train your...

to me a virginity is lost when you have your preferred type of intercourse for the first time. if you feel like you're not a virgin after giving/receiving oral...then you aren't. but typically (and personally for me,) dick must be in vagina or butt, or however your preferred method of lesbian sex is...

i'm like 90% sure kyle and i are going to have a completely different surname when we get married. we've been talking about it a lot lately and it'd be fairly simple just to get both names legally changed at the same time after we're married. he doesn't like his surname because it's ethnic and his f...

Found out where I'm going on my honeymoon

Mothafuckin Disney world

My power has been out since 9 am :]

Gluttony means more specifically eating a bunch. Not giving to charity would be Greed. i checked like none of the food related ones. i always thought the same thing but i just looked it up after seeing that result and being really confused and apparently the biblical definition of gluttony also mea...

i saw on a website that someone made their save the date cards for their wedding with the stark crest on it from game of thrones, not iron man lol and im feeling a bit bad for them coz they've OBVIOUSLY not read a storm of swords/are only fans of the tv series because SERIOUSLY GOT IS A HORRIBLE THE...

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their f...

i heard somewhere that mary was more like 14 or 15 when jesus was born i find the shift in how old we're having kids now fascinating. like what pushed it? is it only because of the extension of our lives, so we didn't NEED to have kids so young? or did we realize that 14 year old girls aren't matur...

i heard somewhere that mary was more like 14 or 15 when jesus was born i find the shift in how old we're having kids now fascinating. like what pushed it? is it only because of the extension of our lives, so we didn't NEED to have kids so young? or did we realize that 14 year old girls aren't mature...

most likely not a spider bite unless you can see two holes...at least most spiders show bitemarks.

if it swells up and splits open and spews out rotten black flesh soon you'll know for sure i guess

luckily this isn't my career ; ;