AWKWARD ZOMBIE

today i get the keys to my apartment and begin moving out

i keep alternating between excited and scared as fuck

So I'm honestly interested in this whole The Hobbit and 48 fps thing. I haven't seen the movie yet but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around how having more fluid video could possibly make a movie worse like some critics seem to be saying. Is a barely adequate level of visual feedback (24 fps)...

I have 38" hips, and when I look for pants, I wonder if sometimes designers are like "HER HIPS ARE 38 INCHES, SO SHE MUST HAVE 38 INCH LONG LEGS!" Hence why I only buy skinny jeans these days, they don't get all torn up around the heel. I never understood why women's pants are sized differently fro...

this isn't really annoying me as making me laugh but apparently i'm not allowed to complain on the internet anymore because "nobody cares" and "i need to be a big girl" hahahahahahahaha go fuck yourself edit: oh my god this has turned into the most hilarious thing i'm dying right now maybe i should ...

Nachalnik wrote:

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

she's so perfect

there are adults who are vegan and have been for years. just because it's popular with stupid teens on the internet doesn't mean it's just a fad.

^ ugh YES. it's really common with suits and blazers. which makes it extra annoying because for whatever reason suitmakers like to loosely stitch the pockets closed and sometimes its not obvious so what you think is a fake pocket is a real one but you go 3 years not knowing this because it's hardly ...

the four groomsmen in my wedding are 5'7", 5'6", 5'9"-ish, and then 6'6" hahaha

even my fiance is 5'6" so its going to be short short short short short TOM

i can't wait til we pick him up at the airport i will hug his belly button and it will be glorious haha

kyle's cousins are giving me good lessons on how NOT to parent a child. jesus christ they're annoying. if the kid says he doesn't like the food FUCKING GET HIM SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT. in the south peas and cabbage are traditional new year fare and they were 1. telling a 3 year old child that he'd be ...

i almost constantly am biting chunks out of my lips/cheeks on accident when i'm eating. i have a huge patch that i chomped out at lunch that i've rebitten and scraped three more times because its swollen. it's so frustrating and painful ugh i never had this problem until i had braces. i'm seriously ...

CHASTITY VOWS GUYS

TOTALLY THE BEST WAY TO KEEP KIDS FROM SCREWING ONE ANOTHER

i always found it weird when you meet a guy and his name is like Steve Takahashi haha That's fairly normal so long as he's Japanese. Actually in China kids get to pick out an English name when they're old enough (they'll be expected to learn English and do business with westerners after all) Boys u...

Crisp wrote:Ooo bath and body works is nkce~ I love their hand creams

oh god i know but $50 worth of lotion and soap is rather unecessary :P i'll probably get a couple anyway because mm bath & body works

yeah no you don't need a lisence to own any animal really in my state (Texas) like i could go buy a fucking tiger and never need a permit lol. some states you do need permits to have exotics like rabbits or ferrets but dogs/cats you don't need anything at all in any state if i remember correctly. GO...

Uhh, the state of the hymen is actually completely unrelated to whether somebody has had sex or not. Not necessarily from a scientific standpoint. There are even cosmetic procedures where flipped out loonies with too much cheddar have their hymens 'reconstructed' because they "Want to feel like a v...