AWKWARD ZOMBIE

o h bloody hell minister who was going to marry us has been on a cruise and was supposed to be back today but won't be so we have to get someone else. which we had a backup plan but we don't know him as well etc etc and just weh we were supposed to talk to him tonight and show him the ceremony we wa...

it's not so much that it's not unpacked it's that what has been unpacked is just strewn everywhere because the places it would go have not been installed yet because we can't install them until we buy the things to install that would make the places the shit needs to go installable and it's just a l...

hello i am getting married in 6 days i couldn't care less if the world ends saturday as long as i end up married what i'm stressed about is getting my apartment in actual livable order omg I AM SO TIRED OF BOXES AND CORDS ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM /SCREAMS also that i have the most awkward work schedu...

Saw a bald fucking eagle near my house

they're apparently not uncommon in some parts of texas but its only once every few years i'll see one in this area. just enough time for me to go IS THAT A FUCKING BALD EAGLE and freak out haha

my fiance accomplished it once during his peak in gymnastics he said couldn't really get much in his mouth because he wasn't *quite* flexible enough but still he's lost some flexibility (but he's still so bendy ugh i'm jealous,) so can't do it anymore and im super disappointed if i'm laying down, a...

fuck :[

it feels like such a waste to have spent $30 on a game i won't use anymore

SERIOUS QUESTION?? so last year i bought the sims 3 as a digital copy on origin. my fiance bought me the sims 3 base game + three expansions for my birthday on steam. he knew i already had the base game but wasn't sure if the expansions would work if they were on steam and my base game was on origin...

ruining your gay parade with my heterosexuality sorry we're like 90% done setting up our apartment ahh. the living room is pretty much done as is the kitchen/breakfast area. i think he's gonna go over there today and start working on the office and getting his computer desk set up. my house smells l...

man i wish i'd gotten a picture of the jack that was at onicon this year

i am not even kidding he looked fucking identical to the one in the movie. absolutely perfect

TheStranger wrote:

Lotharu wrote:

shazza wrote:you always marry your best friend c:

I hope not

My best friend is a straight male who I find sexually repulsive, so I hope not

:I

you guys know that's not what i meant

I've decided after this month I'm going to start saving my cheddar up. I don't know what I'm going to do though but whatever I decide I just want to have some cheddar on me. I'm kind of hoping this is just going to blow over like all the other times but I'm getting pretty sick of doing that. I'd st...

i want to believe that someone edited out the actual dialogue because the art is too good to be written so poorly ; ;

so rather than try to handle it by himself or bring in someone who isn't a serious health hazard to all his customers he brings in someone who is a serious health hazard to all his customers that he could get written up for? not to mention that you yourself will probably not be much help due to bein...

creakyAccordion wrote:So I might be going out with one of my best friends

this could be interesting

there's a fairly good chance you'll get married. just sayin'

you always marry your best friend c:

that's absolutely fucking nuts. there is no way you can ever grow as a person in that kind of environment... you're 18 or older right? are there any kind of shelters or anything you can stay at? idk how it is in your country but here we have places that have rooms for people who are abused or just n...