AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You were always a cool kid. Did you finally manage to get all your stuff moved into your house? 99% of it, yes, FINALLY. my mom and i went up to the apartment Thursday and just kind of got shit done haha. it was exhausting. there's still some stuff to take care of, like all my pet supplies are at m...

I GOT A TITLE

I'M A COOL KID NOW :'D

sex is weird

but it's also a drive so you kinda instinctually know at least the basic like...put this here and move your hips haha. not anything to really worry about c:

Nachalnik wrote:

what THE FUCK

WHY IS THIS A THING PEOPLE DO




(fun fact: period blood is only like 20% blood the rest is the liquefied linings of your uterus mm delicious)

unfortunately i do not get a large posterior as i have hips the size of the hoover dam and it kinda spreads out any fat that may go there.

if only i could redirect the fat to my tits into my booty...i'd much rather have butt than tiddies

it feels SO GOOD to be able to download a hefty game on steam in an hour and a half/two hours rather than 8

good riddance, shitty internet!

^and if it doesnt do its job you end up being a cyclops! or lacking a forebrain, i forget which. either way it sucks they're proposing to name an inhibitor to sonic hedgehog "robotnikinan" heh according to wikipedia theres a gene which was originally named Cockfighting Society and a retinal protein...

i find the beibs extremely unattractive :D


however my friends did pick on me and say i was a pedo coz my favourite anime characters were always little boys so when i started dating kyle they found it hilarious

he always looks like he's 16 or 17 but he's actually 23 heh. he's just short and lean.

that picture in particular makes him look 12 but ignore that and focus on the dapper tux

the man i am marrying in 5 days

the shades are part of the outfit yes




basically him and the groomsmen are going to be turks

he really is. i've always thought he was attractive haha. plus he's funny as hell and makes the best dumb faces :D

nah looks like some weird mashup of potc and the silverwing books though silverwings are...gray and those are orange. i think they're confused with brightwings lol

unless you mean...silverwing coz yeah i think there was a cartoon a while back.

people in mardi gras parades will only give you sumthin if you show them sumthin

if you know what i mean

^and if it doesnt do its job you end up being a cyclops! or lacking a forebrain, i forget which. either way it sucks they're proposing to name an inhibitor to sonic hedgehog "robotnikinan" heh according to wikipedia theres a gene which was originally named pokemon and a retinal protein named pikachu...