AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When my mom was 13 someone pushed her into a deep ditch and she shattered both of her front teeth into her lip. She had to have crowns screwed into her jaw. For years, up until maybe 5 years ago? (she's in her 40s now,) she still had pieces of tooth in her lower lip. She let me feel them once, and s...

meow we meet in a strange place purr

woo join the INTJ club

we like to sit alone and think

the mousey i thought might be pregnant died today. went in to start dinner and found her. guess it was tumours after all :[

my parents started dating when my dad was like...24 and my mom was 17 or 18. honestly if the younger party is mature enough i don't see a problem with it. though it seems to work better if it's the girl that's younger as guys tend to mature slower in general. just be aware that there could be some l...

trying to find replacement boots for the ones that weren't the right style coz i am no longer satisfied with the ones i originally had wanted to buy oh my god how hard is it to find form-fitting black leather boots in a size 9 holy fucking shit there's oodles of stores on ebay who are simply out of ...

we don't have hot water and the office is closed on sundays ugh

my lana boots came in but they're the wrong ones :[

i'm so disappointed i wanted to try them on with the dress, weh

now i have to send them back and hope that the right ones come in before the con

yeah i whacked off the front into a fringe

still getting used to it ; ;

i'm such a wuss when it comes to my hair coz its just one of those ~things haha

i found a proper dedicated yarn store that's only like 10 minutes from my house

oh my GOD i have been looking for one for aaaaaaaages and i finally found one and it's heaven omg i could spend days and days and days in there just touching yarn and planning what ot knit with it

i am on cloud 9 guys

the toilet leaked (not like on the floor but the seal between the bowl and tank wasn't very good so it'd drip,) so it'd get black stuff on the sides sometimes OH NOES That is disgusting. I usually don't let my bathroom go past the point of being 'mildly dusty', but the toilet sometimes starts to lo...

yeah my mom is a neat freak and never thought i cleaned my bathroom well/often enough and i was always just like oh no you don't know what a disgusting bathroom is my bathroom had at worse water spots on the faucets and dust all over the counter/sinks and hair on the floor that i picked up every cou...

poorly. he and his dad tried to put forth the effort to force or guilt his brother into cleaning the bathroom (it was his alotted chore of the house,) and he never would. eventually kyle would just get so fed up with it that he'd clean the bathroom himself (and it'd take HOURS) after which his broth...

turned my alarm off in my sleep and was late to work by an hour

good thing i've got a really laid back boss ><