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Duck Hunt. Super Mario. Mario World. Yoshi's Island. Donkey Kong Country. Mario Paint.

My childhood in a nutshell

i know yoshi's island inside and out

someone once told kyle he looked like kevin bacon

i look familiar to everyone. i am spectacularly average

yep. your fridge is like a desert and bread will go stale really quickly in there. freezing it can be good if you have TOO MUCH bread but if you want to actually eat it, counter or pantry is the way to go.

oranges are now quarter sized ahh

supposedly they'll be ready to pick in mid-fall but they're growing SO FAST it might be sooner. well, probably late summer. texas summer that is. our summer lasts til october, usually...

onions and broccoli have yet to flower. hurry up, i want to eat you >:T

i consider myself lucky to be born into a family that loved and encouraged video games. my mom had an original atari! they preordered it! she was the boss at pong. i grew up with an NES (until it died when i was 3 or 4,) then i had an SNES which my mom would play with me. even after i got older and ...

i hate when you go on the same field trips every year

but if you haven't ever been, i bet the smithsonian is amazing. i was in DC for only an hour during a layover from new jersey to houston, boo. my dad wouldn't even take me to see the white house, and it's really close to the airport :<

It's been nearly two years (officially anyway) since Tuxedo Mask and I got together. I mentioned this in passing to a girl in my college class and she stared at me in shock, then asked me why we weren't married or even engaged yet. Forget the fact we're long distance and have only physically been t...

some people shave their parts because it feels nice and also feels more sanitary i guess we're aliens i hate body hair in general so i prefer myself quite bald. luckily i married someone who feels the same way. i don't demand 4-yr old smoothness, but i request you control the brush down there and th...

that is more accurate than you realize

understanding the body under the clothes is so incredibly important

one of the best parts of being married is whenever i can't figure out something anatomy-related i can just get my husband to strut around shirtless for me :P

My mouth is so dry and I'm so thirsty but everytime I drink my stomach feels all gross and I get nautious. Also we're still super busy and I'm short handed to high hell. usually if i drink a lot and still feel thirsty and havea weird feeling in my stomach, it means i need salt to process all the wa...

you have no idea how many half-assed canti cosplays i've seen like that

if you would like to not keep having more cats, you should probably get her spayed as soon as she weans the little ones

that said, kittens are adorable. you must show us when you can

jaime and cersei?