AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift on repeat. It's so catchy and fun to sing.

Listening to music while in school is fun, although it's hard to not sing along with it.

I don't like bugs much. The only ones I'm okay with (as long as they don't touch me) are worms, rollie pollies, butterflies, lady bugs, and moths. I'm afraid of getting stung by hornets or bees, though.

the friendzone doesn't exist it's bodaciously that simple i don't owe you shit for you acting like a decent human being to me and if you want sex out of me and i don't want to give it, then tough shit there is no "legitimate friendzone" because it doesn't exist; it's an excuse that guys make up whe...

What do you call a pony's cough?
A little hoarse!

Oh yeah, there's a ton of people around me that have strong opinions on having bear arms. There's ranches here too, I'm not in center of my city I'm more like on the more rural part of it. It's pretty cool seeing people ride their horses on the sides of the rode. I don't think anyone other than myse...

Just some sticky notes from a stay at home Dad. http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab4b2ac224c48ee66305a75ed0380c80/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo5_400.jpg http://25.media.tumblr.com/31edfd2daf71b40315ef3511303077f0/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo8_400.jpg http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc4600672b4d100255838be3a258e7cf/tu...

are "booth babes" really what I think tey are Like in that one Cyanide & Happiness comic If not I'm confused as Hell Essentially women who work at a booth at a conventions, they might be cosplaying, they might be dressed casually. But their main goal is to be attractive to encourage consumers to ap...

Wow, this thread got derailed so bad it was dead for two years.

Anyway, Why was the hog such a bad host?
Because he was a big boar!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig!

Wry I imagine you threatening him with a bread knife dripping with butter as you say that.

Ah, so THAT'S what all that stuff was about. Man, what a jerk.

I like a yaoi web comic called Bestfriends. Though if it gets smutty I'll probably stop reading it.

Other confession: I hate waiting for message replies. I get so anxious when I really want to hear from them.

I'm glad you said this. I usually go with people's avatars genders or if I see them in the Pics or gtfo thread. I'll make sure and call whatever you'd prefer.

he joined the race rather late and still managed to beat some of the legit candidates. He's also tried bribing obama into an interview by offering him a rare spider-man comic. That is so cool. I wonder if they'd consider running again, I'd vote for them. (I'll be able to vote next year, yes!) Aww N...